Many a wet leg, foot, and floor but now I can go “blind” 😂

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Legends, word is nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g has mastered the awake child trip

Awake child trip? What is this you speak of?

🤣. Mine gets sleepy, refuses to be put down, pretends to sleep…he decided that it’s hilarious to pretend to be asleep so when I gotta take a leak he tries to kick me in the junk midstream.

Thank you!!! I’ve been wondering all bloody day!

😂😂😂 that kid staying asleep is way more important than me not looking like an idiot taking a leak 🤣

I’m going to be honest here. We were on a road trip and I took one of our kids for a nap to a park not too far away from the motel. She was asleep and I had to drop a deuce. It was game time. I was only 20 minutes into it and I had three options.

1. Go to motel bathroom, wake her up and poo.

2. Attempt a bush poo with her on my chest, leaves for toilet paper and the chance of being arrested for indecent exposure.

3. Squeeze and pray.

I went with option 3.

My birthday was a week later and my wife got me a box of adult diapers and my kids made me a shirt that said “I pooed my pants but my baby didn’t wake up”.

🤣🤣🤣 damn this is hilarious. This is god tier parenting, well done sir.

Do you wear the shirt? 😂

Oh yeah. I wear it as badge of honour 😂!