Yeah, I draw the line at live insects in my food. I'm from Louisiana, I eat crawfish and shrimp. They're basically bugs. I've also eaten roasted crickets and chocolate chip cricket cookies and they were pretty good.

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Crawfish boil is the best. Next time I do one Im gonna wear chainmail gloves cause those little bugs fuck my thumbs up every time

Most Cajuns have a callous on our thumbs by like 8.

Makes sense. I really shouldn’t admit to being so soft.

Crawfish and shrimp are delicious 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

That reminds me, I used to make a shrimp pesto over broccoli all the time, I need to make that again its so easy and really fuckin good..also Pine nuts are a scam.

you gotta have some pine nuts in a pesto for the rich waxy texture but more than a few is overkill

Naw, pesto is a psyop, just basil and garlic that shit, the flavor is right. Pine nuts are so fuckin’ expensive.

that's why you just use a few lol

Listen, if you have a stone pine tree on your property then so be it, but I refuse to pay for those fuckin’ tree seeds.

OK but your pesto is gonna be runny and watery I don't make the rules

How dare you.

submit to pine nut supremacy

Never, I’d rather drown in a portopotty.

if there was pine nuts in it, it'd be thick enough to climb out of

Sir, I don’t think you understand how dangerous non-newtonian viscous liquids are to escape from.

you can just walk on top its science bro

We’re really going to have to hash this out in person. Once you’ve tasted my good works you’ll renounce your pine sins.