Nostr Web Client

nostr.build 2y ago

Last night we decided to launch our own shitcoin, and it will be called ‘ShitCoin’. This literally has better brand recognition than most of the shitcoins out there. nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w will write the blockchain.

Nostriches will be part of the airdrop!

We all in???

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Well, shit.

nostr.build 2y ago

Right!! How did nobody think of this before?!?!

I can’t believe I’m asking this, how many shitcoins will there be? What’s the ticker? SHT I hope.

VOLKER - Voice Of Logic Knowledge Experience & Responsibility 2y ago

FUCK OFF AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITCOIN!!!

Here's my address, I can haz...? 😅

nostr.build 2y ago

Don’t worry, you are included in the airdrop. This will for sure moon

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

I’m all in 🤣🫡

nostr.build 2y ago

You do have to join my private and exclusive telegram group, only $800

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Sir, don’t not cheapen yourself 😂

Done!

Water Blower 2y ago

Yes, let’s lunch it

nostr.build 2y ago

Hell yeah! Let’s lunch it real good!! 😂

realjode 2y ago

Yeah - I’m in for riches YAY

b976a296... 2y ago

Letas go!

i'm in

the app will #shitcoind 😎👉🏻👉🏻

shameless plug, i own the dot com 😎

🤙🏻

*be

mutatrum 2y ago

Fish is going to write the chain by hand? Impressive.

nostr.build 2y ago

He can do it in a Friday night

OpenMike 2y ago

What’s the nostrich premine allocation? We have to be aggressive if it’s going to truly live up to its name.

nostr.build 2y ago

We each get 1 trillion

Secretary Janet Yellen 2y ago

Sorry for ruining your dreams of eternal riches & big titty bitches 🤙💜

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/shitcoin-token/

nostr.build 2y ago

Ohhhh, hard fork!

StackSats.IO 2y ago

Can I be BitBoy?

https://nostr.build/av/cbfb4c523c51426ead2efda015e52bbd87547851972b7119f854e78329459c4f.mov

nostr.build 2y ago

😂😂😂

Alls you need is a trampy side piece and yes!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

nostr.build 2y ago

🤬😭

2satWhirlpool 2y ago

Well, shit

The Daniel 🖖 2y ago

That chart looks like shit. We can do better! Call it ShitCoin Shitoshi’s Vision.

cloud fodder 2y ago

Certainly have enough jpegs for it 😂🚀

nostr.build 2y ago

Built-in NFT marketplace, genius

Send it

I’m sure this will rip during the bull

water783 2y ago

Who will write the whitepaper :)

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

We will just use a used toilet paper, and I am sure it’ll write itself 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣

water783 2y ago

Love it, can’t wait 😂😂

The Daniel 🖖 2y ago

It’s called a brown paper.

So it’s time to generate tons of npub for airdrop right?

The Daniel 🖖 2y ago

bUt wHaT’s tEh uTiLiTy?!

Yup 🤙

DaddyJones 2y ago

As long as the shitcoin is backed by TP there’s no worries 😉

Can it be classifed as an insecurity? Does it fail the how-why test?

nostr.build 2y ago

Not sure, but I bought a million dollars of toilette paper 5 years ago, I would be way up..