So while I was recording a podcast my dog stole a loaf of bread and ate the entire thing

What kind of psychopath just dead ass eats a whole load of bread like that

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My lab. He had done this too much too count.

Our founder does, he's a real bread loving psychopath ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚.

A bitcoiner' dog obviously. Who's a good boy?

I doโ€ฆ

Fuck the carnivore diet; give me bread

A French Bulldog maybe?

My dog eats toilet paper and Kleenexes that are left unguarded.

When I was a kid, I forgot a gallon bucket of chocolate covered rice crispy treats at the bus stop. The rock hard peanut butter and corn syrup kind not the mushy marshmallow ones. My dog ate the whole thing. It must have taken over an hour. He was sick for 3 days afterward.

the amount of times I have bought two baguettes just to eat one on my walk home is embarrassing

Les Misรฉrables Chien ๐Ÿถ

A hungry one

Dogs are like: "Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness"

Forgiveness?! Theyโ€™re more along the line of โ€œwasnโ€™t me, prove itโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

If you rub their nose in it they usually pretend to feel guilty, though in this case there may not have been anything to rub the nose into..

Mine ate a giant pile of sourdough pancakes.

In both cases Iโ€™d cry

It was an unhappy evening for all of us ๐Ÿ˜‚

A smart one apparently.

Bentley my basset hound was like that. I could not turn my back, like ever. I miss him so much and I still have the same instinct not to leave a plate of anything on a table unattended.

Dude, feed your dog!! The MFer be starven!!