When I was younger, I was in trouble a lot at school. There were several teachers who seemed to have it out for me. Don’t worry though, I quickly discovered how to seek revenge.

Basically, I would pick my nose and get a fat booger and just keep it on my finger tip. Then, I would ask whichever teacher I was mad at to give me a hug. The hug was an excellent opportunity to stick that finger boogie right on her back.