I had a nervous breakdown over the terrible state of Nostr microblogging clients and added a kind 01 feed to #Alexandria, in a two-day-long hysterical fit of hacking meltdown.

Mea culpa.

Sometimes, hacking meltdowns happen.

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If the whole world had productive meltdowns like that, we’d all be living like the Jetsons now 🚁😁

I couldn't take it anymore. I was up to using 6 different clients, just to see all of the kinds I need to see, from the relays I want to see, and it's like ugh, just... no.

It is not going to have emoji reactions, just a ♥️.

Because I am classy.

Put your emoji in a reply, like a normal person.

It'll probably be Kind 01 and 6, kind 1111, long-form (I built a simple Markdown parser), and gitstuff. Wikis and publications are managed by the main feed, so I can skip them, here.

I'll truncate everything at 500px long, maybe.

I have 1 and 6, so far, with Markdown rendering.

I'll include a little excerpt line, at the top of replies, so that you can always tell what they're replying to. And skip the nesting.

I mean, the threading. Of the replies.

I have nesting of embedded nevents already implemented, fully-rendered, for up to 6 levels.

That. Took. Forever.

Just saying.

Not deep enough for hellthreads 👀

Sir, Alexandria is more about Bible quotes than hellthreads.

Guess I should also do kind 20, right? 🤔

It'll be theforest and thecitadel relay and use whichever inboxes/outboxes of the npub signed in, if signed in.

An option to include notes from your list of npubs, using their mailboxss, even if they aren't on theforest.

View json details and View note on Njump buttons on every note (already done). Might add relays it was found on, to the details.

And, highlights.

It just finally dawned on me that it makes sense for me to build a client for chatting because I use Nostr more intensely than anyone else.

The other devs don't even see the problems because they hardly use the stuff they build, so I'm always begging them to fix stuff and they just mute me and tell everyone what an annoying bitch I am because that bug is totally a feature and I should learn to code, and also I'm a Marxist and that's why nobody likes you, Stella, cuz you

DON'T RESPECT THE DEVS. 🤪

I'm tired of hearing it. I'm tired of being dependent upon their bullshit.

So chachi and flotilla don’t work for you?

Not really the same use case, as this is meant to wean me off of Nostrudel and co., but...

I feel really weird about this because it's my job to test product software, not write it, so I feel like I've left my lane.

But I just really want to see the notes.

Gotta start somewhere!

You are always potentially in front of your own forked path.

I'm an awesome tester, tho.

It's just that I usually get onboarded to projects to support the development and immediately start testing. But there's so little developed here, that I have to build something, so that I can then switch hats and test it. 😂

Maybe try giving both a fixed percentage of your time. More in what you love obviously but the remaining on what you have to do.

Primal devs post nothing of use anymore. Sorry Jack🤷.

i will use it

We shall all use it or die trying. 😅

i'm sure it will be more stable than jumble, and honestly there is basically no other client i want to use anymore

when the http api is stable and functioning it will be a good test bed for the new http api also

Ah, I thought Jumble was only unstable for me.

That was my final straw. 😂 I was like, I give up. Geez. They're all operating on an open heart, I think.