How cute is this

How cute is this

You can get 1 free with purchase of any US M.R.E. military ration
I've seen these 2 places, MREs and tourist gift shops in Louisiana.
Freaking adorable. AND if a mouse jumps out and fucks with you, you can beat it over the head with it
Pour it in one eye
Or freeze it and make a spicy buttsickle