OUT FUCKING RAGEOUS!

The FT markets columnist, Katie Martin, on bitcoin.

Martin has covered bitcoin for 7 + years at the FT and still, openly, does not get it.

This is 100% real, not ai, (except the gag at the end).

https://blossom.primal.net/2e4600e461b22a6b7c08f563a2f2939922764a75492f21f52fa43843b7441aed.mov

I cut together her comments from a Strategy video below.

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https://youtu.be/O_WjH0mqKww?si=GE6EBZT6CsZu0xB2

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I didn't realize how much I missed the FUD 😅 this is funny

lol you're welcome

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“My teeth are pretty scarce” 🤣

This one made me laugh to. Teeth aren't scarce.

They are in my mouth…

Um… how much energy would you expense to collect 1000 teeth?

😭

So are my testicles

Even more scarce, arguably!

At least she admitted her track record sucks. She should add journalism to that.

It’s just paid propaganda

🎯💯

No one listens to a human being that looks like that. Seriously, who fuckin cares what a literal troglodyte has to say about #Bitcoin?

Surprised? This haircut is the epithome of selfmutilation and a deep deep hatred for everything living, the outside world is a manifestation of the inside world

Probably can't decide which biological body it was born into and gives investment advise to other people

"Fear kills more people than death" - George S. Patton

Nice to meet you 🤝😉

Nice to meet you!

Someday she might realise that nobody else wants her teeth…

The stupidity of human mankind, and the universe are endless. Although, I am not sure about the latter...

She doesn't get it because her incentive not to get it is higher than her incentive to get it

”Jordan, remember, there’s no such thing as bad publicity!”

It took her 53 seconds to say she doesn’t get it why would anyone listen to this person? She looks like she just recovered from a shaming ritual ala game of thrones.

“Inherantly speculative bet” - sure 5 years ago you could say that. It’s not speculative anymore in the least.

perfect person to lead a film on the stock 🥴🥴

I don’t want to be mean to her but I would offer her a training on bitcoin and if at the end she still doesn’t understand it FT needs to think who should be doing their economical commentary xD

Everyone who only watches the price and does not study the fundamentals will have a similar view. This probably also goes for most of the ETF investors.

Completely

I’m gonna start stacking her teeth. Only a few of them!

they might catch on!

Exactly! Plus I’ve got a gap needs filling haha.

You got a strategic video reserve 😂

What an absolute donut 😂

teeth are not scarce (they can be produced from ceramics or 3d printed ad nauseam), they're not infinitely divisible, they're (absolutely) not fungible, they're not durable, they're useless as internet money and you'd have to pull them from your face to buy a cup of coffee in person.

teeth memes are coming

Is being money not enough of a use case? Jesus

Nice to meet you pietre 🤝😉

Jesus says: BTC is not money, wake up.

"My teeth are pretty scarce, and pretty useful, but they are not worth billions of bucks..."

No one else wants your teeth, because everyone already has their own, and besides, what would anyone do with a 33rd tooth... lol

Saylor will be the next black swan 🤷‍♂️

Time to mock the misinformed. 👁️

She might need to join you on some trips Joe. It might open her eyes.

Why does she still get paid to write about what she clearly doesn't understand. Usually you become an expert over time, but not her.

But what if she did get it, wouldn't she be an outsider? Maybe she just wants to fit in to be more comfortable.

Perhaps someone should tell her that the low transaction costs and payment splitting features of bitcoin lighting are going to create a renaissance of value in digital publishing.

This will possibly save her and her fellow journalists from being completely replaced by AI just a few years.

Loooool

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She’s saying no one understands bitcoin either. She’s not wrong.

Two things .. study how *shim looks , note how *shim holds a pencil .... it's a retard.

Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Teeth System

So good

😬

How much BTC would it take for you to trade all your teeth?

FT = propaganda plain and simple

Wait until she finds out that the pound doesn't have intrinsic value!

“My track record here sucks.”

Welp!

This nice grandpa is crushing it. Keep winning fam!

Until you know, you don’t know🤷🏾‍♂️

Did someone create a TeethCoin already?