It’s a gamble! But it’s done

I know what today is but I have faith in you that you will follow through.

Money would solve 98% of my problems.

Lol

👀

Not falling for this uno. Youre too poor for this kinda rich flexing

Shut up no way

Whatever, we're bro bro 🤘🫂

very generous grazie mille! 🇮🇹❤️😱

Wow!

.

Waiting for my 1M sats.

.

❤️😱

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Awesome. Time to load back up on SATs. I've been running low. 🔥

SICKO MODE!!!

Why not 1 billion Sats ?

Wow, this feels just like 2017 Twitter giveaways.

Oh ya! 🫂🙏

I will zap you 2M if you zap me 1M, offer only on 1 April. 😉

You are not the real dog 🤔

My man

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My man

17 suckers lol

Stack sats brothers

Is this shit legit?

Sup sup

What am I my replying to? 🧐

Send it to support Hope With Bitcoin project .

Check all about this charity projet here : https://linktr.ee/hopewithbtc

APRIL FOOLS

I mean it's gotta be too good to be true but I see no harm

I mean it's got to be too good to be true but what's the harm

This is 100% an april fools joke.

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🤔

Haha, Nice try. 😂

Nice but will it be Truth?

You mean what

⚡

Bro you lost your mind! 😂

Haha … Nice April Fool’s

Done 🔱🔱

Big if true.

Would work for that

you don't even own 1M sats

Brooo

Here we go

Primeiro de abril ja passou cara kkkk

👀

Thanks for your gratitude.

Fact check…haha ⚡️

🫡

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO STIMMY ALERT: 1 MILLION SATS INBOUND? 🚨

🧾 Terms & Conditions:

• Must repost, reply, recite the Bitcoin whitepaper, and sacrifice one cold wallet to the Lightning gods.

• Offer void where fiat is legal tender.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Either this is satire… or the world’s spiciest airdrop.

• Not a giveaway. It’s a trust fall with extra dopamine.

• If we get rugged, we rug with honor.

💡 NEW RULE: Zap responsibly. Verify before vibing.

⚡ Zaps = sat insurance

🎁 Sats = Schrödinger’s giveaway

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Participating for the memes, not the money

#FortNakamoto #ZapDrop #MillionSatMadness #ReplyAndHope #RugOrRiches #ProofOfRepost #DegenFiatExitPlan

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO STIMMY ALERT: 1 MILLION SATS INBOUND? 🚨

🧾 Terms & Conditions:

• Must repost, reply, recite the Bitcoin whitepaper, and sacrifice one cold wallet to the Lightning gods.

• Offer void where fiat is legal tender.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Either this is satire… or the world’s spiciest airdrop.

• Not a giveaway. It’s a trust fall with extra dopamine.

• If we get rugged, we rug with honor.

💡 NEW RULE: Zap responsibly. Verify before vibing.

⚡ Zaps = sat insurance

🎁 Sats = Schrödinger’s giveaway

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Participating for the memes, not the money

#FortNakamoto #ZapDrop #MillionSatMadness #ReplyAndHope #RugOrRiches #ProofOfRepost #DegenFiatExitPlan

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Right

Why do you play with our feeling uno?

Why not 🔆

Things like April Fools' jokes don't exist. Stick to your word.

:)

Thanks!