I tell my kid this and he wants to watch Mickey Mouse. They do the hotdog dance.

Comment how long it took you… #farmlife #grownostr

#[1]​ #dadjokes #grownostr

No. I do not.

Words. Just words.

#[1]​ , 1000 Sats to read this on air.

From messingwithtelemarketers.com

Messing with Telemarketers: Lights, Scammers, Action!

*Ring*

ME: Hello?

THEM: Hello, sir! This is James Cameron with the U.S. Government Grants Department. How are you doing today?

ME: I’m… wait… Did you say you were James Cameron?

THEM: Yes, sir. My name is James Cameron with the U.S. Government Grants Department.

ME: Wow… You aren’t even really trying are you?

THEM: Excuse me, sir?

ME: Nothing. I’m doing “Avatar”-ingly well today. How about yourself?

THEM: Very good, sir. Very good. I am calling today because you have been selected for a grant for $9,600.

ME: That is a “Titanic” grant, Mr. Cameron! How was I selected to be pulled from “The Abyss” to be selected for this!

THEM: You are probably wondering why you have been selected for this grant, yes? You see, the government randomly selects certain people who are upstanding citizens, who have paid their taxes, and do not have criminal records. This is you correct?

ME: I have never told anyone about the “Aliens” and I am not a “Terminator,” so I guess I qualify.

THEM: What? I do not understand.

ME: It probably means that John Conner and I don’t believe this is real, but do believe in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

THEM: This is very real, sir! What makes you call me a scam?

ME: You are expecting me to accept the “True Lies”?

THEM: Sir, if you do not want the grant that is fine! No one is forcing you to take it!

ME: Can I exchange it for a good way to get “Xenogensis” into one of these sentences in a way that makes sense? I can’t think of any…

THEM: …

*Click*

#grownostr

Day 5 of #75Hard. #couchmen class of 2008, represented! I woke up after the workout and my upper back and rear shoulders hurt surprisingly bad, still do. #[4]​ , you would be proud, I found more hills to climb during the ruck route I normally take. I felt silly for overlooking them, for weeks, and very tired after sprinting up them. Changing the tire after my shower had me wondering why I showered. #grownostr

That is called “the edge,” in ecology.

#[1]​ , #[2]​

#grownostr

Bro… nostr:note18xtfvgvrr4rj9cnnqmgwnwczlatpe4y3k2h5x4rrgxmwe76z5l4qw8c829

Very cool

Is that Australian for “I’ll take it under consideration.” ?

In 2009 while watching "Stuart Little" (1999), Hungarian art historian Gergely Barki saw the painting "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" by Róbert Berény. It had been missing for 90 years and had been used as a prop. It was the original.

The painting disappeared in the 1920s, but Barki recognised it immediately even though he had only seen a faded black-and-white photo from an exhibition in 1928.

He sent a flurry of emails to staff at the film's makers, Sony Pictures and Columbia Pictures, and received a reply from a former set designer on the film - two years later.

"She said the picture had been hanging on her wall," Barki said.

"She had snapped it up for next to nothing in an antiques shop in Pasadena, California, thinking its avant-garde elegance was perfect for Stuart Little's living room."

Wild.

Just 75 Days. Think about what you want to gain, as opposed to what you have to give up. That, I hear, is what the successful people do.

If anyone can tell me what the song Hotel California (@npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugdreally means, I have a 1000 Sat bounty for you. I already know what it means, I’ll wait. Read the lyrics as many times as it takes. https://youtu.be/QHILQQpWTRo

Pretty boutique tag, you have there… https://nostr.build/av/afad89986523fe78c5b47896377aea665ff4776a39b1f44127c7a613a0780a0c.mov

Punisher and Kingpin in prison is some of the best story of this season of #ThePunisher #grownostr https://youtube.com/shorts/xX1dkqlfDps?feature=share

“Any fool, including myself, can show you the differences between two subjects or objects. Similarities exist, however, to bridge our understanding. Understanding is cumulative.”

#quotestr #grownostr

#[1]#[2]​, #[3]​ , join us. You can start wherever you are.

Day 4 of #75Hard. The hike outside was fun and wet. If you have to cross through a high water point, turn your tows into the current, so it pushes your feet down (like a spoiler on a car) and bend your knees, at least a bit. That first picture shows where the 100yr. floodline is expected to be…

#planetfitness is finally earning their rent from me, too. #grownostr