OH NO! A PREGNANT WOMAN HAS GONE INTO LABOR ON THE BEACH! Mitch is responding. She is in good hands 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

CJ can't talk with her mouth frozen. Hilarity ensues with a young chubby boy 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

CJ just bailed on her dental appointment because.... Her beeper.... Remember those? 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

The Secret Service guy is a total knob "Were they chanting White-Supremacist Slogans?" FFS the more things change 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

YES, the balding lifeguard jumped off his jet-ski to tackle the other jet-ski operator into the sea! Amazing move! 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

NO FUCKING WAY

They launched their own jet-ski off the back of the speedboat! GLORIOUS 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Cody's jetting out to the jet-ski menaces near the beach and is in hot pursuit. Combat is sure to ensue! 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Just then, an emergency -- Cody bailed on IRS guy saying he's got a real job to do! QAPLA' CODY, SON OF CODYSDAD 👀

Cody is late for his tax audit. Faggot from IRS is out for blood and cum. Uh oh. I hope he declared his zaps! 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Some arrogant petaH'Q is riding his jet-ski past the swimmers like a maniac! Causing havoc like a rogue Bird of Prey! Qapla' Menace! 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Yes 👀

CJ and Caroline are trying to stay cool on a hot day 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

This episode is called "SCORCHER" -- some guy from the Secret Service has shown up. Apparently the President will be jogging on Mitch's Beach this afternoon! I look forward to learning about antiquated National Security techniques 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Can't be deleted so it's on the relays forever 👀

I mean that's what I would do 👀

That's it? That's the episode?

I am left wanting more.

👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Rescue helicopter from the Coast Guard is overhead -- they keep kissing. Rescued. MITCH FINDS OUT SHE'S ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Mitch is feasting on a peach.... She's flipping out on him. Now she's destroying the food. They are wrestling for it and .. now they're kissing.

Human mating rituals are bizarre 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Often, but many can be rather coy 👀

It's down to a penalty shot for the win! Cody shoots! He scores! Every Canadian has an orgasm! 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Ah yes, ah yes .... surely one of the nearby women weighs the same as a duck? 👀

Mitch is building a fire.

A boat went by.

She's flipping out....

Poor guy is having a BAD DAY

👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Is that one of the Knights who say Knee? 👀

Cut back to Mitch and his would-be owner, who is now fully-clothed again -- they are on the beach. Arguing. She really wants to get laid but he's having none of it!! The wind has picked up and it's taking their sailboat away! They're stranded on the island!! 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

She has removed all of her clothing and is now swimming away from him. No doubt a test to see if her physical attributes can tempt Mitch into pursuit. Klingon women are also known to do this 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Mitch is taking his new owner/Mistress out on a boat. She seems unimpressed by its... Puny size 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Look at that fine posterior 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Broken ribs? Punctured lung? Just how fragile are you Humans?? 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

A new into. New characters. Clearly I've missed some episodes. This one is titled "MINDSWEPT" and is beginning with.... A MONTAGE!!! Seems they are playing roller-hockey in the hot California Sun 👀 #GowronWatchesBaywatch

Haters be advised to mute the hashtag #GowronWatchesBaywatch -- this is your only warning. Thank you for your attention to this matter 👀

Perhaps 👀

Probably, yes 👀

Oh my, yes 👀

Welcome back Ivan! Let's see, you missed a Hellthread, the Reply Girls and also some Gay Porn Bots.

Glory to you and your House 👀

Don't catch any socialism 👀

** Peers into coffee, suspiciously **

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Aww man, you had me! 👀

💉

Do you hate our Klingon way of life?

If so, we may go to war 👀

(See how stupid that reasoning sounds?)

Impressive 👀

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Girlwron? 👀

Poor nostr:nprofile1qqsrj58eg8mzm6h3s5k0rlzejwl8gwu68rfvk9y0x5582rn8mwhyclcpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef008vmus -- I guess this place was too intense for him 👀

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GM. I often enjoy listening to Klingon Opera when traveling. Suggest you try "wa' SaD ram wa' ram je" 👀

Died while giving birth is an Honourable Death 👀

If you have to ask, you can't 👀

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Yeah you had to disable call waiting when you dialed out or that would happen. Or when your mom picked up the phone your carrier would drop connection. Good ol' days 👀

ATDT *70,,,6453600