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I want to believe that, but I take issue with the pledge of allegiance.

Does the United States flag represent the people and land, or the government?

#asknostr

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We are going to beat Medicare, I mean the machines.

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My Experience with nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9

**TL;DR Strike is garbage.**

I started using Strike in the middle of March this year.

My first impression was that it was a great app. It had Lightning integrated, on-chain withdrawals were free, and the setup was pretty easy, even though I had to do a full KYC. After all, they are regulated and that is to be expected.

I began using Strike to send and receive BTC and buy gift cards directly within the app. I was pretty amazed at how easy everything worked. I loved the app. I even recommended it as an onboarding app for pre-coiner friends. Well, not anymore.

One day in May, about two months later, I wanted to send some BTC to an exchange or buy a gift card (which was basically all I did with the app in those previous two months). However, the app denied access to my BTC. All I got was a cartoon lightning bolt saying, “We need to review your account. Contact support.”

At first, I was shocked. I didn't have my life savings in the app, but it wasn’t a trivial amount of sats either. So, there it was, right in my face for the first time: Not your keys, not your coins. I got angry with myself and with Strike too.

I contacted support.

Support wrote that to comply with regulations, they needed additional information (remember, I already did full KYC), like a pay stub, signed employee agreement, or tax statement.

This was my response:

Hey, the Bitcoin with which I funded my Strike account are savings from the past. I don't work currently, and I also have no tax statement because I just moved to Brazil last year. What exactly is the problem? I didn't do anything illegal or wrong. I expect this issue to be resolved immediately or you will lose a customer. I already regret using your service. I'm very disappointed.

Yeah, I was really pissed because I couldn’t access my sats. They locked me out. Just like that.

Strike answered:

Dear User,

Upon careful review, we have determined that your account has engaged in prohibited use. We regret to inform you that we can no longer provide you with access to our service.

At this time, your account has been permanently disabled. Please withdraw all remaining assets from your account within one week from receiving this message, and confirm with us when the withdrawal has been completed. After this timeframe, the account will be closed permanently. Please be advised that this decision is final.

Best regards,

The Strike Team

Okay… So now Strike accused me of “prohibited use” of their app.

I asked them to be kind and specify what prohibited use I engaged in. Because obviously, I don’t want to get in trouble or do anything illegal.

Their answer:

This decision is based on an assessment of different qualifications. Our customer support team can only confirm that we sent this message and assist with technical issues only. Support cannot reverse this decision, nor can they share any more details related to this matter.

Thank you for that great answer. I can really see you care about your customers and their experience. But I guess at that point, I wasn’t their customer anymore anyway.

Still, I sent them another message and asked who I could talk to. If there was anybody who could clarify what I did wrong. Remember, all I did was send and receive BTC and buy gift cards.

Their answer? Well, they never answered again. Just like that. That was it.

After this beautiful experience, I posted about it on Nostr.

And guess what? nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle answered.

Woohooo!

He said I should send him a DM and he would happily look into the issue.

Cool! Now that’s what I call customer service.

So, I did. No answer.

I sent him another one. Again, no answer.

I sent another one or two. Still no answer.

This was 5 weeks ago.

I guess he is very busy.

What a joke Strike is.

I would blame governments that force Strike to comply with bullshit laws that prevent the free movement of money. Businesses like Strike have to operate very conservatively because they are vulnerable to attacks by govts if they do anything that might even look illegal.

I said fake Bezos. Same vibes as that fraud.

#introductions #helloworld

Hey Nostr community! 🌐

I'm excited to join this decentralized platform and share a story that's been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. I have a unique claim to fame: I'm the child of the infamous D.B. Cooper. Yes, *that* D.B. Cooper, the man who hijacked a plane in 1971, parachuted into the night with $200,000, and vanished without a trace.

Growing up, I always knew my dad was different. He was a quiet, meticulous man with a penchant for adventure and a deep knowledge of aviation. Here are a few interesting tidbits about him that you might find fascinating:

1. **Aviation Enthusiast**: My dad had an extensive knowledge of aircraft, particularly the Boeing 727. He knew the ins and outs of the plane, which is why he chose it for his daring escape. He often spoke about the technical details of planes, which I later realized were crucial to his successful hijacking.

2. **Parachuting Skills**: Contrary to popular belief, my dad was an experienced skydiver. He had practiced numerous jumps and was well-prepared for the night he leaped into history. He even chose the best parachute for the jump, the Navy NB-8 container with a C-9 canopy, known for its reliability at high speeds.

3. **The Tie Clue**: The black J.C. Penney tie he left behind on the plane was a deliberate move. He knew it would throw off investigators, and it did for many years. The tie had traces of rare earth elements, which led many to speculate about his profession, but it was all part of his plan to mislead.

4. **The Money**: While only $5,800 of the ransom money was ever found, my dad had a clever way of hiding the rest. He buried it in multiple locations, some of which we visited during family trips disguised as camping adventures. He always had a knack for blending in and staying one step ahead.

5. **A Man of Mystery**: Despite his criminal act, my dad was a loving father and a man of principle. He never hurt anyone during the hijacking and always emphasized the importance of family and integrity. His actions were driven by a deep-seated grudge against corporate greed and a desire for financial freedom.

I'm here to share more about my dad's life and the untold stories that have been kept within our family for decades. I'm excited to connect with all of you and dive into discussions about one of America's greatest unsolved mysteries. Feel free to ask me anything! I might have answers 😜 (to an extent for obvious reasons)

Looking forward to engaging with this fascinating community.

Cheers,

D.B. Cooper's Kid

This guy was probably also the fake Bezos we had awhile back.

Michael Saylor. CEO of Microstrategy that talks about Bitcoin a lot.

You say that, but then you listen to Saylor I bet.

I'm not playing 20 questions with you so you can try and catch me in some stupid logic trap. Paying for Netflix and paying taxes are not the same thing.