* LN Node: Slothy π¦₯β‘ https://amboss.space/node/03817596435f25a156da4a89c9dabf2a3e4f9a74418543f3de6b77cab780a473a1
* Paid Relay (5K ticket): wss://nostr.slothy.win -> https://nostr.slothy.win
* Free NIP-05 Verified Only Relay: wss://nostr-verif.slothy.win
Broadcasting a few LN channel opens and having an NFT dump 1 sat/vb higher than your feerate.
To all the graffiti at 6sat/vb, I hate you.
That... isn't a good sign.
What did I tell y'all π
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I love when Christians shove their God in my face / notifications in a Hellthread. I'm sure it is super effective.
CreditSuisse, Switzerland's second largest bank.
Europe should brace for chaos soonβ’οΈ
Excellent resource as always!
Only nitpick is that steering people towards Whirlpool without explicitly explaining the risk of the majority of users (Samourai Android app) leaking their xpubs and reducing anonset for everyone in the pools is a major oversight. They'll claim that most use Dojo/Sparrow but I'm highly skeptical.
I'd push for Jam/JoinMarket instead. π
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* It is illegal to export the Tunisian dinar.
* It is illegal for Tunisians (residing in Tunisia) to deal in foreign currencies without prior approval from the Central Bank of Tunisia.
* It is illegal for Tunisians (residing in Tunisia) to hold/receive/import/transact with any ATM card issued outside Tunisia without prior authorization from the Central Bank of Tunisia.
* Tunisians (residing in Tunisia) are unable to make online purchases for non-Tunisian merchants as a result. The only option is a 'Technological card' that is hard capped to 1000 TND / year; obtainable only to those who passed the national baccalaureate exam. As a result, no Paypal, Netflix, or any other service (blackmarket only).
* You _cannot_ use WesternUnion/equiv to **send** money out of Tunisia without prior authorization from the Central Bank of Tunisia.
I'm fortunate enough to reside abroad, which gives me an exemption to all of the above.
Do you see why we need Bitcoin? Cryptocurrency use is not explicitly outlawed but it is a grey area (and there have been cases of harassment). BTC adoption is practically zero because of the lack of any fiat onramps/offramps.
Sadly, Strike/CashApp et al. are not available where it really matters.
Moved relays to slightly better VMs πΈ
NIP-05 verified only: wss://nostr-verif.slothy.win
Paid: wss://nostr.slothy.win (5K ticket)
banks are melting down
meanwhile;
tick tock next block βΏ
And very odd given that it is a win-win for everyone if they move to LN with an onchain fallback.
They have the infra for it already π΅βπ«
If you're looking for a self-custody solution that doesn't suck, try Phoenix or Breez. Real, self custody LN. They both have fees for channel opening obviously / LSP services.
Phoenix is my personal recommendation.
If you're looking for custodial: WoS, Alby, etc.
Muun is a fake LN wallet. It's all onchain and does submarine swaps both ways to interact with LN.
It **does not work** in a high fee environment.
Use their recovery tool to sweep all funds onchain with a normal fee and use something else.
cashews only
the calle variety
What an odd selection of peers they started with lol.
Interesting
