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Father of time. Bitcoin.

Custom 1/1 Loko buttcheek plaque. Will go nice with my loko pants.

It’s Wednesday my dudes

I just 10x my nostr experience. Ask me how.

I’m actually writing an article for the next issue of stackchain magazine that kind of gives a tarded walkthrough on how to set up a CLN node and system services. And other neat things I’ve learned along the way since running mine.

Lightningd usually just use lightning-cli listfunds if I need an on chain address. But my channel partners are cool. Lol I run a node. So I’m not really worried by this. But I do use alby.

Replying to Avatar Noshole

My lightningd wallet is fine.

All my bitcoins are on an exchange. Help

No way my nipples are gonna be free.

Replying to Avatar corndalorian

BRB I’m gonna go like stuff so much harder now.

Replying to Avatar Dimi

Hey nostr, I have some nodes to sell!

Not only could you get some solid hardware (even nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll started selling some of these), but you also get my time & expertise. We’ll figure out how you need me to spend my time to help you - I am looking to be a resource to plebs trying to navigate migrating away from a rpi, devs looking to cleanup their digital environment, or enterprises looking to scale their solutions.

Laptop & desktop purchasers will be guided on installation, setup, & maintenance of their new physical & virtual servers! Proxmox is FOSS software we will use to allow for the commoditization of all of your machine’s resources, allowing you to get the most out of your purchase. With one physical machine, you'll be able to cram a dozen virtual ones inside while I'll show you how to manage their compute/memory/storage requirements and interactions.

These are used ebay purchases, I'm not trying to profit off the hardware, just stacking sats with my time. Shipping or pickup at #chibitdevs included. Until I offload this hardware and complete the hourlies, I’ll be restricting my assistance to these buyers. But, I'll likely eventually offer support for byo hw/sw.

https://btcpay.dimi.gg is now live, please chat with me before a purchase if you have any questions. Payjoin enabled.

How much for just your time? As I bought hardware from you in the past. Also anyone seeing this just know dimi is legit when it comes to his sales. Went from a pi to an Intel NUC (not the best I know) but it has been solidly chugging along for awhile now. Just could use some help with the customization of my node. Keep up the good work dude!