I MISS ZAPS

LLMs are a human language to computer language translator and I think it's highly underrated how accessable this makes it for a pleb to make their ideas come to life with a computer without having to know everything about coding or hiring another human being that does. I'm bullish on the human race with this kind of access to technology. The barrier to entry for making software just got 10 years faster. Few.

Zaps represent the only fundamentally new innovation in social media.

Everything else is a distraction.

“How do I orange pill someone on #Bitcoin when I only have 1-2 minutes?”

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The first step is to tell them to clear their entire schedule for the next 72 hours.

Then, start with a 6 hour rant about the Federal Reserve. Don’t let them interrupt or go to the bathroom.

Follow that up with a 4 hour explanation of why they are a statist cuck if they don’t self custody with a 5 of 7 multisig.

Make sure they understand that they’re not allowed to *buy* Bitcoin. They have to mine it. Otherwise the sats will be KYC and those are for cucks. But they need to build their own miner from only open source parts suppliers otherwise they are a Bitmain cuck.

Then, sit them down and force them to read out loud the Fiat Standard, Bitcoin Standard, and Principles of Economics — no water breaks.

Next, they need to build their own computer using only items that can be found at an abandoned RadioShack. They’ll use this computer to set up their #Bitcoin  and Lightning node.

Then, have them generate their first seed via dice rolls with dice they personally crafted from whale bones.

Make sure they add a pass phrase that is a random string of characters created based on solar flare randomization. They should also write the algorithm to generate this themselves, obviously.

Once all this is done ask them “are you ready to start using Bitcoin?”

If they respond “yes” SLAP THEM TWICE and say “NO ONE IS EVER READY.”

Now, offer to send them some Bitcoin but DO NOT SEND THEM ANY BECAUSE BITCOIN IS ONLY FOR STACKING NOT SPENDING.

Then hog tie and blindfold them and drive them to the middle of bear-infested Alaskan forest. Leave them with only an OpenDime to defend themselves.

And that’s it! Now they’re finally ready to *start* learning about Bitcoin.

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What was the question again?

It's not about barricading in... Some people are just destructive. They should be kept out if the community agrees. Terrorists, religious/political extremeists, war criminals, murderers, sexual abusers.... Ya know. Walls are good too. There's a reason networks have firewalls and there a reason you lock your door when you go to bed. All's I'm saying. I want nothing more than the biggest table I can build. I'm just saying there is no yin without yang.

Why not both?

is nat brunell the only woman doing bitcoin podcasts/videos?

(luv her btw)

Currently in a sprint to fix all the issues identified from the last round of invites (some really annoying ios safari issues mostly) but we promise it'll be real soon ™️

thanks! first and only shot, snapped it on a whim. stoked with how it turned out

fireworks 💥

Yep! They do! They're ahead of the curve.