Garlic from parents garden turned out to be a single massive chonk clove.
(Apricot for size reference)
#foodstr #chonkstr #homestead
The crispy caramel bit of creme brulee
I forgot how colorful this load was 💐
#artstr #pottery #ceramics #claystr
Blueberries are coming along nicely 🫐
#plantstr #homestead #grownostr
He said "I am fine with eating my own, but I will not eat anyone else's"
I told him that the second bit was a good idea🙂↕️
Being the friendly neighbourhood girly means that when you're doing dinner club (feeding kids after school) you are bound to have a serious debate with some child about the pros and cons of picking your nose and eating it 🙄
My great aunt once went to a masseuse to get at the stress muscles in the base of her neck.
She walked in, and the guy looked at her and said "Let me guess, you're a teacher."
Aunt was astonished! "how did you know?"
The guy replied, "I have two customers, teachers and athletes. You're no athlete!"
Anyway, she was so tense he decided to do acupuncture IN the ear, and the nerve/muscle (?) spazzed so hard it BENT the needle😂😂
Snipped some wildflowers on the way home for the table🙂↕️🙂↕️
#flowerstr #bloomscrolling #grownostr
People used to say, "You can’t stop vampires."
but this garlic, let me tell you, it’s so strong - I’ve heard from top people, very smart people, that even ancient vampires are retiring. They can’t handle it. We didn’t even need a wall. Just the garlic. Incredible.
It's a great garlic, a tremendous garlic, frankly the very best. You can ask anyone about it, people often do, I'm told.
I harvested 1 (one) garlic 🧄
I'm feeling immensely proud, and eager to try properly next year!
Growing stuff takes years of learning, but one day I'll have my little #homestead
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Quite true. Though, increasingly less so. I’ve even seen an AI manage a joke that made sense in two languages.
GM 🌞
I make pumpkin soup for lunch #foodstr.
Crystal glaze bowl not by me, but by a #pottery pal 🥣
I take local kids camping and stuff, kind of like the scouts. Some kids (usually girls, usually eldest or only children) lock on to me like I'm the chosen one
Milk from Mama is, I imagine, the most easily verified source of all. One need only be brave or recently born.
