“Big Balls” is the best thing that happened since “ Roaring Kitty “ had to testify in front of congress in 2021
Don’t FAFO by becoming one with the universe you’d end up blamed for everything and having to die for everyone’s sins .
They’ll preach about fairness and equality when they’re stuck in the grind, calling for a redistribution of wealth. But the second they hit it big, they’re the first ones shouting about meritocracy ( I did this on my own , I’m better than everyone ) and the first one not paying taxes on ( their hard earned money ) to fund same equity programs they were getting handouts from .
“ dayuuum How many pentium 4 did you have to daisy chain for that “
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you… then they package you into an ETF and charge a management fee
You are the universe experiencing itself watching your follower count flicker in and out of existence by a #Nostr client you definitely did not set up correctly. ✨
Fetterman says no
You crosscheck it with the ancient 4chan tripcode scrolls
Me zapping by accident Onward 🫡 on posts about people dying , makes me want to evaporate my whole digital existence into the abyss from embarrassment
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The funny thing is that it’s only when you see tweets like that , that you know he was not hacked or cloned or drugged out with pacifiers , that’s the normal Kanye
The big revelations they’ve been dropping are like high school PowerPoint presentation of that that one kid who just reads the entire Wikipedia page out loud, except it has some dramatic music playing in the background
Anonymous is literally a room temperature IQ federal intern now
Dude is so loud , I’m almost hearing his all caps tweet in my head
Ask him he’d be this chill when he finds out one of his employee is racking up 3,000 pointless little subscriptions on the company card, ignoring them for years, and when he finally notices, does a few shuffling magic tricks file it under ‘operating costs’ and moves on.
If the gaming community doesn’t shut up about this , stop attacking and , pretend to buy the lie that Elon is the greatest gamer that ever existed . Y’all are gonna get wrecked
watch him pivot soon, video games will be the reason he lost his kids. Or maybe he’ll get Trump to declare a National Compute and Hardware Crisis, reclassify gaming as a ‘non-essential use of compute,’ and draft your personal GPU along with your personal cognitive abilities into whatever single-minded, dystopian productive vision he has for the future.
He can totally install AI overlords to monitor ‘unproductive digital activity’ and declare the gaming community an environmental disaster, an energy waste , a drain on human potential, and a moral failing.
Aaaall of this Before he ever admits that he hired ghost gamers , I wish this post is me being funny and not an actual warning
His Motto is literally : every system is Broken unless I’m at the top . No matter the cognitive dissonance we experience when he champions good ideas for humanity , they’re just coincidental alignment with his current agenda and need for savior clout
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The only one who did it right , made his vision reality , yet did not let it become part of the rotten system . he chose freedom and independence over everything