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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats
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Bitcoin Black Mirror: not a prediction or financial advice, this is for entertainment purposes only

Bitcoin moons to 690,420 cuck bucks, the FED pulls the liquidity rug. Jerome starts QT’ing to the max as congress balances the budget. Banks fail, grandmas retirement goes poof, they let loose the hounds of media propaganda. Bitcoin is blamed for financial crisis 2.0.

On Friday the 13th 13% of us get black bagged and deposited in the nearest volcano while the rest of y’all get sent to the gulag for forced labor (hand knitting rainbow colored polyester covid face masks for dogs).

Meanwhile they 6102 the ETFs and close all on-ramps while criminalizing math and other stuff. 

As the price nukes, Peter Schiff and Kramer both flip bullish at the same time thus condemning humanity to 1000 years of darkness.

The cascading collapse continues apace.

nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx gets a haircut and starts buttoning all his buttons.

nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m starts showing emotion on a daily basis.

Craig Wright is recognized as the world’s foremost expert in samurai sword fighting. nostr:npub1z4m7gkva6yxgvdyclc7zp0vz4ta0s2d9jh8g83w03tp5vdf3kzdsxana6p and nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg are his two star pupils and become bitter rivals as the vie for his attention and praise.

nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc changes his name to Ffs and forsakes his green suit for his birthday suit. Privacy be damned.

nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a and nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z start a paid group offering inside scoops on the next hot NFT project.

nostr:npub1s05p3ha7en49dv8429tkk07nnfa9pcwczkf5x5qrdraqshxdje9sq6eyhe starts a hot air balloon tourism company as he daily extolls the benefit’s of inflation to the masses.

nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs goes back to school for an MBA and becomes an accountant.

nostr:npub1hk0tv47ztd8kekngsuwwycje68umccjzqjr7xgjfqkm8ffcs53dqvv20pf runs for office.

nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn's fuzzy hair falls out revealing that his skin is actually green. He stops believing.

nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 starts making calculators.

nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft stops working altogether.

nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy finally starts zapping but no one cares.

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s and nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 get jobs at Facebook and really enjoy the free lunches and other perks.

nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 pivots to making videos explaining how to pair your wifi printer to your laptop over tor.

nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 renounces Creed and starts brewing kombucha
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nostr:npub1ejvhdkt8ppefezgz0sgnwdqrn8l4z8muws2k8dz2tv0a57ac2z9st56q8x goes vegan.

nostr:npub1w69ya7xs697hk3hky3gllryz8rwverfa0ylz89chf9qnhfcskc2s64zltw is the last daily active user utilizing nostr

The world gradually then suddenly slips into the abyss and a million years later aliens are befuddled at the only remains of a brief dream of a bright orange future:

a stash of 21 bright orange plastic hand grenades with a strange symbol on them buried in what used to be nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj backyard with a bunch of random words inside…

The pairing your WiFi printer to your laptop over tor was the best part of that lmao

Digital property that you can buy coffee with

"Nobody is using a piece of their building on fifth avenue to buy a cup of coffee"

Exceptional

nostr:nevent1qqsxzvvqykyqa62arduw985qlux43m5j2r4nqf8l9nz8yadeu4ecxegpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygqyey2a4mlw8qchlfe5g39vacus4qnflevppv3yre0xm56rm7lveypsgqqqqqqs0nkqvf

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Updated zap address in profile

I want to see how nutty this is!

ryan@npub.cash

Running bitcoin

Awesome to listen to this as I am literally on my way to Antarctica

Thanks! nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev

https://podverse.fm/episode/EFGmQY36g

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. THEY WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO DEFEND AS LONG AS THEY REMAIN SOLVENT PAYING HIGH ENOUGH FEES TO OUTBID ALL OTHER TRANSACTIONS.

NOT LIKE THEY CAN CONTINUALLY PRINT MORE BTC TO PAY FOR THEIR EVER INCREASING FEES.

I should have worded my reply differently, I was only disagreeing with time being stolen by only having 12 months instead of 13.

Everything around us is cyclical and honestly society can track any cycle it chooses to track time. We use the tropical year (vernal equinox to vernal equinox) currently which is 365.25 days coinciding with one full trip of the earth around the sun. The moon doesn't exactly fit into this cycle, however it does repeat in it's relative position to the sun every 19 years which led to the Greeks and romans tracking the lunisolar calendar. You can look up the Metonic Cycle for reference. This led to tracking 4 cycles to be a century (roman sæculum) which was roughly 80 years coinciding with a long human life split into 4 parts that the romans later rounded off to 100 years to fit their base 10 system (Strauss-Howe generational theory).

Regardless, I think it's not enough to only track the moon but realize the relationship between both sun and moon and how they work together.

Last note on tides, the moons gravitational pull causes the earth to wobble on it's axis (nutation). This motion is what causes the tidal flow that repeats in a... you guessed it... 19 year cycle.

Good luck on your crusade!

Not sure I agree with you here... Most of the developed world has adapted to the US business calendar which is 251 business days in a calendar year.

251 / 5 days a week = ~50 weeks

Plus many get 2 weeks PTO which would mean working 48 weeks a year getting paid for 50 and that extra 2 weeks is free.

Obviously there are many jobs that don't conform to this. Personally, I get paid per day that I work and its up to me how many days per year I work.

It's an interesting idea to align with the lunar calendar but you would end up with a couple days to make up at some point waiting for the next new or full (whichever you use to start the next month) moon making it hard to plan the further into the future you go. Kind of the same reason we standardized time instead of marking each day by local apparent noon (the sun's highest point in the sky at the location of the observer)

Sent a BTC transaction signed by my coldcard, broadcast to my own node

That sounds like winning to me

#btc #fullnode #start9 #coldcard

I was having a conversation with my boss the other day about the solar panels he has on his house. He said he wished there was a way to convert the excess energy his house is producing into money that can be used for other things. He's so close...

Good morning nostrzappers

Good morning and PV