I realized knots is for poor people

Need to write 100+ dad jokes about bitcoin for a client.

One liners / jokes, rather than memes.

Please share your best and allow me to steal. 😄

I will zap the my top ten jokes 210 sats (and will credit you).

#asknostr #jokes #dadjoke

I can't remember the last time I was this bullish on Bitcoin

Maybe never.

⚡️🗣️ STORY - They wanted to build an entire city on Bitcoin. A utopian, libertarian city that appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the Nevada desert.

Except that in reality...

It was a fake city and a real scam.

Here is the true and completely crazy story of Bitcointopia.

➥ The genesis of a dream.

In 2018, Morgan Rockcoons (aka Morgan Rockwell), a Californian entrepreneur obsessed with Bitcoin, had a completely crazy idea.

He wanted to create an independent city-state, based entirely on Bitcoin, in the Nevada desert.

Bitcointopia was born that day in his mind.

Morgan presents himself as a visionary, who wants to build as the pioneers of the Wild West did before him.

➥ His plan?

- Buy 500 acres of land near Elko.

- Sell plots to Bitcoiners at 0.5 BTC per acre.

- Build a decentralized community "outside the system."

- Use Bitcoin for everything: schools, banks, businesses, energy.

"Become a citizen of Bitcointopia. Buy your acre of land for 0.5 BTC. Let's build a city together where blockchain reigns supreme."

On his website, Rockcoons promised futuristic infrastructure:

- 3D-printed houses powered by solar energy.

- Drones to monitor the streets.

- Tesla Powerwall microgrids.

- A digital parliament called BitCongress.

- Autonomous buses.

- A 100% Bitcoin economy, without banks, without a state, without taxes.

Dozens of investors took the bait.

Morgan promised to do everything by the book with real legal documents.

It was the ultimate dream for any Bitcoin maximalist.

➥ The promise of land.

Rockcoons was selling plots of land in Nevada.

Each buyer became a "citizen" and co-founder.

Except there was a problem... Morgan didn't own the land he was selling.

But that's not all. He even started reselling the same plots of land several times...

Most of the land in Nevada belongs to the federal government, and Morgan had actually only managed to acquire 10 acres, even though he claimed to own thousands.

The first doubts arose when some investors demanded their official deeds of ownership.

When they were provided, the documents were vague.

Morgan stalled for time and came up with plans and sketches... but nothing really concrete.

That's when the local press began to investigate.

The Nevada Independent revealed that the vast majority of the land promoted by Rockcoons belonged to the Bureau of Land Management, the US federal agency that manages public land.

This revelation comes as a shock to many investors, who begin to realize that they have been deceived.

They demand refunds, but Morgan Rockcoons disappears.

The losses amount to more than $45,000 for several complainants, sums that alert the authorities.

➥ The trial.

In court, prosecutors portrayed Rockcoons as a manipulator, an entrepreneur who took advantage of the Bitcoin hype to trap gullible investors.

In March 2019, Morgan Rockcoons pleaded guilty to two charges:

- wire fraud.

- illegal operation of a money transmission service.

He was ultimately sentenced to 21 months in federal prison.

After the trial, investors realized they would likely never see their money again; the Bitcointopia ideal was nothing more than a mirage.

If I make a post on Nostr and I don’t get a refollow, did I really make a post?

DOES THIS HELP....

ITS FUN , DO YOU HAVE THE PAID VERSION ?

I just planted my very first fruit bush!

Today I planted aronia (black chokeberry) in my garden. It’s my first fruit shrub ever, and I’m genuinely excited about it. What motivated me was a simple thought — why not grow my own ingredient for Pogačar’s “magic recovery drink”?

As a passionate cyclist, I often struggle to calm my body and mind in the evening after intense training. I’ve noticed that Tadej Pogačar always drinks a special sour cherry recovery drink after every Tour de France stage. That caught my attention, so I decided to look into it.

It turns out that the drink is made from an extract of tart cherries (specifically the Vistula variety), which are rich in anthocyanins and polyphenols — powerful antioxidants that help muscles recover faster and reduce inflammation after effort. This drink, for example Enervit Magic Cherry, is used by several professional cycling teams, including Pogacar’s.

What it does:

neutralizes free radicals produced during intense activity,

reduces muscle inflammation,

speeds up recovery and prepares the body for the next session.

And that’s where my aronia comes into the story. I found out that aronia berries contain similar compounds as tart cherries – a high amount of anthocyanins, polyphenols, and vitamins. So once my bush grows and starts bearing fruit, I’d like to make my own “recovery elixir” – a homemade, natural drink perfect after cycling, running, or hiking.

My plan:

I planted aronia – my very first fruit shrub in the garden,

I’ll let it grow and produce its first harvest,

and in a few years, I’ll be able to make my own recovery drink, similar to what the pros use,

but straight from my garden – no chemicals, no marketing, just nature and passion for training.

#garden #gardening #farm #farmstr #offgrid #nature #training #cycling #hiking #running #cyclingnutrition #biohacking #naturalbiohacking

EXACTLY 😂 THANKS FOR THE LOVE BRO IT HELPS OUT A LOT .

You aren't thinking big enough.

THIS IS CRAZY!

OVER 2500 PEACEFUL NO KINGS PROTESTS ARE PLANNED ACROSS AMERICA TOMORROW.

SEVERAL MILLION PEOPLE ARE EXPECTED TO SHOW UP AND PROTEST AGAINST TRUMP'S AUTHORITARIANISM.

ARE YOU GOING TO A PROTEST TOMORROW?

#NEWS #BREAKING

OMG SHES GOING TO NE STOKED 🚨

IS THIS IT ?

I'm irked by people who can casually film themselves whilst they cry or perform their tantrums.

Because that's really it.. a performance.

Do any ostriches in Japan know where a good place to buy marine engines might be?

Seems like Yahoo auctions could work but its currently blocked without VPN

Poly cotton blend.