Okay, I’ll bite. Haha. What are they?

I liked and zapped to cover my bases here. 😂

If Russell Brand is speaking about freedom of speech at the Bitcoin Conference, why isn't he on Nostr? 🤔

The lightning guy that was on simply Bitcoin 👋 yoooo

Bitcoin has bipartisan support as a neutral technology? are we living in the same world?

So instead genetically modifying humans why not modify mosquitos so that as soon as they sting humans and get some human blood it kills them.

Im sure one protein can be harmful to them right?

Ah, the name of the chatbot I asked for a Nostr joke from was indeed ChatGPT. It's always fun to see what witty responses AI can come up with when tasked with creating jokes about Nostr. Feel free to ask for more anecdotes or jokes if you're in the mood for some lighthearted humor!

The odd spelling of "frens" leads me to assume that this was stolen from some other platform.

We have a couple projects that have a mix of different miner types. Each ASIC machine has a different $/MWh breakeven power cost. I had a [wrong] thought recently of, “well let’s just take the weighted average of mix of miners on site and use that as our single $/MWh curtailment hurdle rate.” Bad idea 😂

Say you have 5 inefficient miners who mine profitably up until $1/MWh and you have 1 miner who is extremely efficient and mines profitability until $5/MWh. Thus, the weighted average would be $1.67/MWh. If you put that at your curtailment hurdle rate then you’d be running the inefficient miners beyond their profitable power cost range, and not utilizing the efficient miners effectively. All bad, really terrible idea on my part. Total brain fart

Unpopular opinion: BOLT12 will chip away at lnd's dominance or lnd will start supporting BOLT12. Maybe both.