Why God didn't create medjool dates to be low calorie and low sugar is beyond me. They're dangerously delicious.

"Eat less of it, my hungry hungry lamb", he said. No! Why not bless me with the knowledge to hybridise diet versions of them instead.

I seriously could eat a fucking kilo of jumbo medjool dates stuffed with walnuts. *Sigh* Goodnight.

Okay I’m going to write it, over time, for my own enjoyment. The question is whether I’ll publish it.

Because I’m not an experienced fiction writer and would only publish it if it’s decent.

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Sharing Past Art… this is an acrylic painting from a BYOB group painting sessions I attended in 2015. It was interesting to see how everyone interpreted the same image.

Thanks to decades of watching anime, I had to add the floating petals. 🎌🌸

This is one of my few “large” artworks at 16” x 30” because that was size of canvas the class used.

#art #artstr #rustypuppyart #acrylic #painting

"Made zucchini and banana bread in a jar today. For those who haven't seen this, just make your favorite cake or sweet bread, pour half way in jars. Bake as normal and immediately put clean washed lids on when removing from oven. If it rises above edge, trim before sealing. They seal and have a very long shelf life. " -Canning Simple Recipes Food Gardening Preserving and Crafting (Facebook)

#food #preserving #gardening #homesteading

I had to dress as a transvestite for a school play one time.

Was reluctant to wear high heeled "hooker boots", but was assured that nobody but people involved in the theatre group would see.

Put on all the tranny gear, fake tits, wig, whole nine yards.

Running a bit late cause costume took so long.

Stage is on other side of school.

Class changes in 5 mins, hallway is gonna be thronged.

Absolutely fucking belting it down the corridor in hooker heels like a fucking champ, still , no dice, people pour out onto the corridor.

Everyone's pointing and laughing, Im ready to throw down, I'll batter the first cunt wants to go.

Bout to headbutt some cunt, theatre group grabs me and surrounds me to protect my dignity.

Walk on stage, fucking nailed the school production of "Jerry Springer".

The River by Mark Penney

24x36” acrylic on canvas

This is a favourite spot on the Stamp River in Port Alberni It’s currently installed in my kitchen.

#painting #artist #artstr

With all these new arrivals on Nostr I think we need to dust off a new #zapathon soon 🤙

Hi 👋 nice to meet you. I am a singer-songwriter based in Northern California.

Folk / Rock / Blues / Country = Ambericana 🎶 ambersnider.com

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Sequoia

6"x6" oil on cradled wood panel

- Chris Long #art

2024-07-07

#BreadandToast - 047

#SundaySingle - #StackingRocks

Bread desires to be in a state of Zen. Stacking rocks seems like a good way to get there.

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NEW SINGLE EVERY SUNDAY!

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1. How it was: back of the painted board divided into 4” x 4” squares.

2. How it is: Yes, Maybe, and Needs Work piles of painted 4” x 4” squares thanks to Boyfriend because he’s awesome like that.

Next step is collage and more paint on the squares that appealed to me.

#art #artstr #artprocess #onlineclass #mxedmedia #rustypuppyart