Arthur Schopenhauer (pessimism kid → bitter adult)

Becomes the perpetually grumpy uncle who says things like “What’s the point? We’re all going to die anyway.”

Collects failed relationships like trophies of “proof” that love doesn’t exist.

Has a dark, sarcastic sense of humour but also secretly listens to sad piano music at night.

Friedrich Nietzsche (edgy rebel kid → contrarian adult)

Grows into the guy who thinks every rule is a conspiracy against him.

Always says “I’m built different” while working out shirtless.

Might either become a gym bro philosopher or a chaotic artist who smokes cigars and quotes himself.

Karl Marx (political radical kid → revolutionary adult)

Becomes the friend who turns every conversation into “you see, that’s capitalism’s fault.”

Starts three podcasts and a co-op café that constantly goes broke.

May either end up as a professor, a union organiser, or the guy handing out pamphlets outside Starbucks.

Marcus Aurelius (stoic kid → chill adult)

Turns into the calm, unshakable dad figure who says “control what you can, let go of the rest” when your life is falling apart.

Drinks black coffee, reads before sunrise, and gives unsolicited motivational speeches.

Most likely to own a minimalist apartment with only a chair, a desk, and a copy of the Bitcoin Standard.

Have a great Friday sir 🫂

GM ☀️

Ohhh

No buys, just accumulating whatever bitcoin they can “legally” steal from us.

Budget neutral

#bitcoin

SBR=Stolen Bitcoin Reserve. No additional Bitcoin will be acquired by the government. Ya”ll got played.

#zetta

😂

Corn had great success with grok. Not saying grok is better than self hosted. Just saying grok made a nice freetard bag of chips

Good morning nostr

Kevin you've been promoted in the ⭕, I don't know to what but good job

Maybe with something like maple.ai or a self hosted ai?

Ya? I think it’s the traditional way of serving lechon.

Notes and ⭕️ freetards and Stuff Transmitted by Relays

ANOTHER HAPPY ATH

What makes Graphene more trustworthy than Calyx? Is it because the lead developer is an obsessed autist? I mean that is usually a good sign 😂

Is it that Calyx depends too much on corporate code?

You'll want a better keyboard too. Florisboard and Futo are good options.

I've been using custom roms since Android 4, cyanogen, lineage, etc. The only one I consider now is Graphene.

Great now I have to make ANOTHER backup phone setup?

Bacon is sizzling today

Don’t look at me. I’m just brainstorming what could help you 😂

Reporting this as pornography.

"HOW DARE YOU?!"

Sounds extremely painful 😂

The owner of the claim, the victim, could grab this claim from the court. It could be a cryptographically signed and validated document on the nostr protocol. It would give the bearer the right to enact up to but not exceeding the maximum penalty (which was determined in arbitration) on the perpetrator.

That is a good question. It would have to be consent from the owner of the claim. A court that doesn't respect the consent of the victim would not perform well in a truly free market for law. People would want to have a choice in how the law gets executed and would recognize that they own their claims of property damages on the perpetrator.

Bacon you have a fatberg? Sounds serious 👀

Bacon did you check your anus though? Gotta probe that real quick before it gets infected. Might be lots of bacon grease in there. Unclog it Bacon! 🥓🥓🥓

I hear ya

I'm a MSTRBATOR but I'm perfectly happy with the performance. Some people are so impatient, they really aren't cut out for investing.

They're measuring and quoting the wrong empirical data in the first place, for a variety of reasons. Largely to keep the narrative going that the fed is needed to stabilize the economy. Unemployment figures is a grossly misleading term for what that figure actually measures, for example. They don't look like idiots to everyone, only to those people who do economics right.

Not all, no. But in general, yes, I do.

What other possible reason could there be in this case? They look like morons to everyone, and it just got the top lady fired.

Nah, the real answer is you cannot anymore use old survey methods to measure the employment and jobs of 160 million workers, in a $27 trillion economy without full mass intervention and forced responses.

Yes. They are based on surveys. No partisan worker bees.

AI poisoning/inbreeding will be a thing