Ya’ll will find ur own path…l like to say she who will be obeyed (that’s my wife) has had 36 years to learn to live with disappointment…laugh with each other…laugh at each other (it’s important cuz y’all (mostly u) will do some embarrassingly stupid sh*t)… laughter is a great salve for a relationship…it’ll keep yall young….always fight fair and remember u can’t unsay things that have been said but still learn to say ur sorry with no “but” in the sentence

And when u screw the above up…and u will…remember that she who will be obeyed (that’s my wife in case u forgot) is still the love of my life even after subjecting her to 36 years of disappointment 😉

Ya’ll will find ur own path…l like to say she who will be obeyed (that’s my wife) has had 36 years to learn to live with disappointment…laugh with each other…laugh at each other (it’s important cuz y’all (mostly u) will do some embarrassingly stupid sh*t)… laughter is a great salve for a relationship…it’ll keep yall young….always fight fair and remember u can’t unsay things that have been said but still learn to say ur sorry with no “but” in the sentence

And when u screw the above up…and u will…remember that she who will be obeyed (that’s my wife in case u forgot) is still the love of my life even after subjecting her to 36 years of disappointment 😉

Don't get divorced.

It's a permanent solution to temporary problems.

Lower your expectations. Or, better yet, don't have any. Generally works out for the better and leads to pleasant surprises.

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We have a raccoon/opossum problem in which our trash cans are nightly targets for their club and feast events. We got a quote from a local wildlife catch and relocate service. $150...

Or, I could just buy a hotdog and inject it with anti freeze for $5.

Ferb, I know what we are going to do today.

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The eclipse was just as big a deal last time.

I know people that traveled hundreds of miles to see it.

Departed early in the morning and filled gas tanks b/c of traffic concerns.

(there was no traffic)

Was the middle August, so no school closing.

If you believe that bitcoin works "because math"... the eclipse also happens "because math"

Invest in a quality mattress for a good night’s sleep. The sooner, the better.

Don't go to England

Who you are marrying today will not be the same person many years from now, which brings new meaning to the word "them", as your partner will be many people through your time with them. No one grows together at the same speed nor in the same way. Love them through their change, giving them loving safe space to heal their past wounds, and loving safe space so they explore their dreams and opportunities. Eventually you or your partner will leave you, by choice or not. If you remember that daily, you have a better chance in loving them fully, in the present, for although we pass through time slowly, time passes through us quickly. Imagine how unbelievably miraculous it is that you are breathing right now, from the big bang, to a fully conscious being... now add the fact that you found the love of your life, and it becomes and infinite probability. Cherish that understanding, no matter what they do... the capacity to love someone else is only bound to capacity you have to love yourself.

If you just leave a mess in the kitchen the dishes fairy will come out and clean it up. You just have to pretend the mess isn't there for long enough. Isn't that neat!

I was thinking of a bacon bits stuffed date 👀

Make sure you never forget that this person is your best buddy, because when you're old and ugly, can't see, can't hear, can't go two hours without having to pee, and can't remember what you did five minutes ago...your sorry ass is gonna need a friend.

Congrats, have fun, and be alone with each other. You only get to do this once.

I plan on making the bacon and pouring the bourbon in it, freezing it, skimming the fat layer off and strain I ng the rest through a cheese cloth. Then I'm chopping up dates and making a 2:1 (raw sugar: water) simple syrup with it. Not sure how I'm using the balsamic yet.

And I have no idea how it tastes yet. I figure I can nail it down in three tries. Give or take 👀🫡🍻

Oh, do you like bacon wrapped dates stuffed with blue cheese and balsamic vinaigrette?

Well, I'm making an old fashionedwith 100 proof bourbon fat washed with bacon. Infusing a raw sugar simple syrup with dates and drizzling some vinaigrette in top.

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