I want to #zap you 2,100 Sats!
Good morning #nostr! It has been about a month since I joined and I'm loving "Self-Soverign Social".
My challenge has been connecting with like minded folks, which is surprising because if we are both here on nostr we likley share at least an interest in decentralization and #bitcoin.
So I want to try a little experiment this morning. I have just under 500,000 sats or about $350 in my nostr:npub1flm9yc3vhc3dj036pn3ysl5xwd4f5gyhyjnn9rzehs5mqe9y9ynq6qrg9q account, I want you to help me empty it!
Please follow me (if you are not already) and share this post and I'll zap you 2,100 sats until I run out or have to leave the office. It's about 8:45AM EDT, and I'll be zappin' until at least 3PM (or until I'm broke).
In theory this should yield about 235 paid engaugements, which will hopefully amplify my presance here and help me connect with some like minded folks.
Lets see how it works out, I'll share my results!

HELLO INFLUENCOOR
Nostr is full of IRL antisocials, so theres that. beyond that tho...
Why do you need to amplify your presence? And what does that mean? No one ever explains these terms.

you could yell a lot I guess
Or wear tall shoes or stilts
Or one of those inflatable sumo suits
Or do you wanna gather followers maybe?
If so then where are we goin chum?
AI driven voice UI for the visually challenged. Basically a little nostr dobby. House elf.
Yes. I am a grown assed man asking for a Nostr house elf.
Not proud but there you have it.
I think we just assume that all commodity hardware is compromised now or later. Gotta use whats available but its on the worry about list.
Yah well . . . unfortunately the answer is in the bell curve. Only so much talent, character and time available for FOSS. May have to break into little pieces with well defined scope with lots of little wins and rest breaks. I have actually paid frens out of pocket to code specific bits that were in their specialty wheelhouse rather than ask community. Submitted it myself and moved on. Was just quicker and guaranteed good code, plus he gave me the buddy discount. Million ways to skin a cat.
lol, you may have to pitch a minimum viable product that solves for particular common case then kinda guide the newbs into the full vision once you got them to a level of familiarity. Have fun!
Doin better than most. Congrats. Wen Alpha. Where do i report a bug?
are you a dance machine tho? thats the ultimate question
field peasant or kitchen peasant? wont do to mix the two. Thats how one gets ideas.
You haven't been getting ideas now have you peasant?

KYC is just modern tyrant lingo for "Halt! Who goes there!!??"
I would rather they both piss right off and lemme mine by myself. Sussy empire fux both of em.
It doesnt matter what they say. What matters is if the network of repeaters accept it or prune it.
Any idea where the gator went? I mean its a gator. They outlived dinosaurs. wiley for sure. so . . . any idea where the gator went?

anon . . . are you paying attention yet?


