There’s a big daddy hunker of pus pocket festering under the skin on my chin right now. It should mature to a juicy whitehead tomorrow and will make a lovely mirror splatter when I go to pop this bad boy.

Anyone want a video? Should be satisfying as hell.

Guess how much this cost

Good evening, retards 🥹💕

Trump #InauguralAddress initial thoughts:

1. This MFer is taking NO prisoners w/these executive orders. 💁‍♂️

2. They shoulda posted a Secret Service agent between #Trump & #Harris because she looks like she wants to strangle homie. 😂

3. #Elon had an autistic episode the second Trump said "Mars". 🫠

4. MFer said "Strategic Reserve" w/o putting " #Bitcoin " in front of it. 🤦‍♂️

5. This is probably the most sane speech he has ever given. 🤙

6. #BTC dumped the whole speech. 🤷‍♂️

The only question now is, which country will #Zelensky flee to in exile?

Joe #Biden and the neocons wasted $200 billion in cash and weapons. One of the largest #money #laundering schemes in history has been happening in #Ukraine.

And they kiIIed hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians and Russians on a war that didn't need to happen. The neocons wanted this war and refused to allow a negotiated settlement (that was agreed to before the war) to take effect.

Relevant: acceptance of a pardon is acknowledgement of guilt. This was adjudicated in Burdick v. United States in 1915.

Another fun thing is if you are pardoned for a crime, the 5th amendment no longer applies as your testimony is no longer incriminating; lying is still perjury.

Putting Fauci on the stand and forcing him to admit to his crimes would still be effective. And the pardon isn't for any of his staff, who are probably themselves guilty of various offenses too.

4 hours in, the slow cooked short rib in the oven has reached the "make the house smell amazing" timepoint.

When new people join Nostr

Just so you get used to the type of content.

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This is my first post on nostr. Trying to find an alternative to TikTok.

#introductions

Understood. This particular brand frequently uses this talking point in their marketing, along with leading statements and reframed statistics (like the ones I put into proper perspective in my reply), to suggest these devices will regularly hit blocks when enough people buy them. If you look at their marketing materials, you'll see what I mean. Here is an example:

Aaannnd…its gone!

$trump the meme coin surpassed the market cap of $mstr

Solana is owned by Elon’s cousin

We have a department named after a meme coin

Trump wants Canada to be a state?

Theres major division on X, and the tension is palpable

TikTok was banned. Then unbanned?

Is this part of the simulation? Or are we part of a clown world?

Was this a way to get the TikTok generation to like Trump? 😂

scrolling linkedin is pure torture. who is unironically using this app