There’s a big daddy hunker of pus pocket festering under the skin on my chin right now. It should mature to a juicy whitehead tomorrow and will make a lovely mirror splatter when I go to pop this bad boy.

Anyone want a video? Should be satisfying as hell.

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Nahhhhhhhhhh but thank you!

Your loss 😂

How do I preemptively hide the video from my feed 😭

What’s wrong with you

Probably something to do with astrology

I will tag you so you know not to watch it 😂

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bro

Definitly.

As if "turdsoup" wouldn't be enough mindfuck already 😂

Poopypants is the name of my other personality and turdsoup is my nostr app 😂

It's just like - I spotted some pattern 😂

Yeah you did. I’m gross (that’s the pattern) 😂

Mine too! 😂😂😂

FREN IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY TO SHARE THEN GO FOR IT THIS IS #NOSTR YOU CAN DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY AND WON'T BE JUDGED!

I know for sure there are other sickos like me who watch those videos 😂

Everyone judges, always.

It’s fun 🫂

I hope it will be as satisfying for us as I think it’s going to for you 😛

You have no idea how excited I am. It’s literally throbbing

I have been there before. I’m so excited for you 🥰

🤮

i miss draining abscesses 😭

Dude. I want to so bad. I watch Dr. Pol drain them on farm animals to relax 😂🫂

well in that case find God maam 😂 🤣

This is like cyst size. I may even need to lance it 🤤

people be squeamish round these parts

I’d love to snap photos of some of the stuff i see on the regular

I knowwww. I hate how all the medical shows blur everything, that’s why I watch veterinary surgeries 😂

I just hate medical shows in general. 😂

Yeah, but people frown on non-doctors cutting people up so I have to live vicariously through the tv people

That’s fair 😆

My favorite part of being a dental assistant...dentist slice and dice and I suction the poison 😂🤷‍♀️🔥

Ooo…a lot of good abscesses in dentistry 👀

Especially in a small town where most people are broke 🔥🔥🔥

But they can still afford the meth, huh? How come they can always afford the damn meth?!

Now that I think about it…it’s probably cheap meth which explains the abscess formation.

If you find out, please let me know. I quit before the meth got really bad here, but there was so much dip, tobacco and just bad oral hygiene that we had some gnarly stuff. Always a swollen face on a Friday morning. 🙄

All yall need is some Sudafed and battery acid.

Oh wait, the frogdr has a prescription pad…he can just diagnose you with adhd or narcolepsy 🤷‍♀️

Oooooo yes

Stahhhhhhp 🤣

I’m sorrrrrry 😂🫂

a dental assistant once told me that the secret in the dental profession is that all dentists are insane.

can you confirm or deny?

I picture Steve Martin in little shop of horrors every time 😂

The dentist I worked for was crazy, but I'm pretty sure she was nuts before the dentistry began. But I think that when every person you see in a day tells you they hate you it kind of wears on you. No one ever talks about loving going to the dentist 🤷‍♀️.

I actually am one of those rare folks who does not mind. If I can’t see it, it doesn’t bother me 🤷‍♀️ but I still faint every-time I get an iv

Noshole pimple popper

I’m really good at it 😂

#NosTV’s first show

Ooo zit-popping karaoke

Oooozioke

Absolutely not. My wife likes popping pimples and I just don't get it

Maybe I can help you purple pill her ? 😉

Lol probably a bad idea. I tell her all my internet friends are dudes to avoid the jealousy

Oooo ok got it. Well everyone else thinks I’m a dude so go ahead 🫡

We're all dudes here...👀🤷‍♀️

*whips out the d and points*

nostr is not ready for this plot twist

It’s 2025. I could have 3 dicks in here

👀

👀

🍆 👀 👀

And 1 garden gnome because why not

😂😂😂😂😂

Haha ey gnomes beautiful

Video title: top 10 anime betrayals

😂😂

🍆

This ☝️

Fuck off 😂

✅will tag you too

😭

No, but be safe.

Always. I have tools and they are always sterilized. I’ve done this for yeeeeaaars😂🫂

😂🤣🔥

Yeah, be sure to drink plenty hard alcohol to sterilize yourself.

I’m sure nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 would love the video. Pay back for inflicting the foot sanding video on everyone! 😂

Yeah I should tag him 😂

I am ashamed. Yes.

I was gonna sayyy, where are all my normal people at?

Zit popping videos are the best

I will pop the pimples, but watching videos grosses me out. But I'm getting a thrill thinking about the mirror splatter...those are the best er or worst 🤷‍♀️😂

Ooo when I run out of things to pop, I gotta watch to get my fix

I just wait and cross my fingers my hormones will go crazy...

Dr. Pimple Popper 🤌

Well unfortunately, just pimple popper in my case 😂🤷‍♀️

Dr. Noshole

If you film this I'm sure you'll have earned an honorary doctorate in pimple popping.

You know, there actually is an audience for that on youtube... so... earn those sats baby LOL 😆

“Create the content you want to see” or some shit ya kno?

You going to tag it #zitstr?

Why not 🤷‍♀️

I see a nostr exclusive livestream in the future. “Watch nostr VP of Customer Service, the Honorable Noshole pop her zit in living color” I’d zap that 🤣

😂😂😂I do plan to livestream at some point. Gonna start with games

No peer pressure, but you should do it

Definitely will 🫂

i see what you did there 🌋

With Michael Bay level of effects and soundtrack by Hans Zimmer?

I was gonna sing showtunes…

Ma'am, may I offer Jaws theme song?

Ooo. I will try it out and see if I like how it goes together

Nah, I'm good. Don't wanna have to do this later...

I will tag you so you know not to watch 😂😂😂

Sure! I know someone who enjoys those!

A lot of people do, but won’t admit it. I’m convinced 😂

ew

Chin zittttttt

Incoming 🤪

We need a tag for pimple videos I’m trying to get my wife off of Facebook