I didn't read the whitehouse report.

I knew that all the gems would bubble up.

In meme format, as they always do.

I'm game. Which wallet to switch to instead of WAS?

Monday's walk before going to fiat mine done ✅

Here's proof of walk 🦶

Just got a waitress/worker at the place I get food all the time onto Wallet of Satoshi and explained some basic elements. Welcome her to Bitcoin!! #Tipchain

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I’m at the Cora of Awake to register people for #Nostrica

If you are on site you can come for preregistration 🤙

Hey any bitcoiners out there wanna explain to this boomer why I keep getting an error message when I try to set up a lightnjng wallet on blue?

Says LnD hub not accepting but I ain’t tryna run no node so…wth?

Here are some fun and lighthearted facts about Bitcoin:

1 - Did you know that Bitcoin is so valuable that if you bought just one Bitcoin back in 2010, you could have bought a pizza with it? Yup, just one pizza. That's why they say, "HODL your Bitcoin, and don't spend it on pizza!"

2 - Unlike traditional money, Bitcoin is not physical, so you can't use it to make paper airplanes or origami. Sorry, crafters!

3 - Bitcoin is known for its volatility, which is a fancy way of saying it's like a rollercoaster ride. One minute, it's up, and the next, it's down. It's like trying to keep up with a Kardashian's love life.

4 - You can't really "lose" your Bitcoin, but you can forget your password and lock yourself out of your account forever. It's like forgetting the combination to your locker in high school, but with way higher stakes.

5 - Did you know that there's a finite amount of Bitcoin in existence? That's right, only 21 million Bitcoins will ever exist. That's fewer Bitcoins than there are people in the entire state of Texas. Better get yours while you still can!

6 - Bitcoin is decentralized, which means it's not controlled by any government or bank. It's like the wild west of money, except instead of cowboys and shootouts, it's nerds and computers.

7 - Bitcoin has been called the "digital gold" because, like gold, it's rare, valuable, and requires a lot of resources to mine. Except, you know, you can't wear it as jewelry.

Hope you enjoyed these silly Bitcoin facts!

Gm. What are some great book recommendations on Btc or self growth? Zapping good answers only !

Denial

Fear ⬅️ We are here 🔥

Negotiation

Sadness

Acceptance

How long do you think it will take to pass all the phases?

Need to stop drinking during work days

@odell we are going to need some follow up reactions from Lionel! Maybe a second podcast - ‘the Bitcoin Aunty orange pilling series’ - Lionel guided down the rabbit hole by and a handful of different guests over a year period.

The best Dorado news so far!

The report came back today and he does not have cancer. It was a major stomach infection that spread to two other organs. Quick thinking by our doctor saved his life. He should be cleared to come home by the weekend! ☺️❤️‍🩹🐕

Cool beach day 🤙

Talk about inspiration: the plebs have collectively given the author of The Mandibles one whole bitcoin and counting.

To say her book is having a moment would be an understatement.

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Can you zap me small amounts pls ⚡️looks like a ticklish night

Dog zapper?

Here's our new puppy. I'm not looking for zaps, just wanted to share because shes cute as all hell.

Just hangin’ out on Damus, zappin’ dog pics, as one does. 🐕⚡️💜

Did you know that you cannot ask for rhyming words that can be interpreted as "sexual innuendo" from ChatGPT because "it can be harmful, innapropriate, or offensive?"

AI today is such a neutered piece of shit because of woke dumbasses

I'm watching these three new Android clients. All of them have two things in common:

1) they are in early developmental stages

2) they all take design very seriously

Plebstr - It's in early development, but available now on Google Play beta. It's usable in the current form, but missing features. It has absolutely the most beautiful transitions and animations out of any client that I've seen thus far.

Current - It's in early development. It's available on Google Play beta (and Apple App Store). It has the best onboarding experience out of any Nostr client. They made very precise design and naming decisions to make the experience familiar and inviting. It still needs a lot of work, but improving fast.

Plasma - In very early development. It's available on GitHub if you compile the APK yourself. It's not usable in it's current form. The alpha will be available on March 6th. The UI is very clean and very simple.

Mullvad broke my getalby extension anyone know what to do? just says network error now

Full NIP57 support is our top priority right now!

We have a LOT of beginners using our wallet though, and once it is announced we expect a huge influx of people trying out nostr for the first time.

NIP57 is very new! and there are a lot of moving parts to it... and we want to make sure everything is tested and working well before that happens. It would be a shame for people to be turned off nostr because zaps had some teething problems.

Thanks for your patience!

Bitcoin and nostr fixes the internet.