Followed 🤙

I am. But my wife’s out with an old friend who flew into town, so I’ve got a baby on my chest. This is when I do my best nostring.

This the A Team of welcoming committees.

No I’m here. Just reflecting on the state of the world. I had no idea that there is a sub missing and Jared’s a 🤗.

😂

Oh no he’s a 🤗. I didn’t know that. He never looked right with that meatball sub in his hands. Makes sense now.

Sub of a birch.

Wtf? Why? That’s more disconcerting than a missing sun.

I haven’t posted a gif in weeks. Last time I tried it didn’t work. Too scared to do it again😂

Was it Jared again?

There’s a sub missing?

😂

Something about cats though…canines get a pass with me. They’re dumb and don’t realize what they’re doing. Cats know exactly what they’re doing.

So gross 😂

The mental gymnastics all the talking heads are going to display when the spot gets approved is going to be amazing. I’m saving up for your memes 😂

😂

I’m tempted to zap it 169 times so it will trend tomorrow 😂

This note will attract the right kind of people and repel the rest 😂

😂😂 20k to make a joke about sniffing butts 😂😂 I’m your huckleberry 😂

You didn’t even take me out to dinner first.