WHAT THE HECK MICROSTRATEGY

I just bought this shirt to commemorate my single share in your company and I already need to replace it??

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every morning is a good morning if you zoom out far enough 🪐☕️

I was told these people exist, but I didn't believe it.

Look Ma! A grown man who trusts the government

With phones in everyone's pockets, we've eliminated boredom.

But also eliminated contemplation along with it.

ugh COVID is kicking my ass.

can’t take meds breastfeeding.

send nature pics.

got bit by a spider, woke up vomiting

no super powers yet 🤙

Is it any good?

If you could only bitch slap one, who do you pick?

1) Craig wright

2) Justin Trudeau

3) Hitler

i got this life hack from nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m. you guys gotta just try it before you bash it, trust me on this

i’ve had no booze, no caffeine for a month.

i have raw eggs and fruit juice instead of coffee, way more nutritious and way more energy.

i eat a lot of red meat and butter throughout the day. cook my steaks blue, sometimes medium rare.

then i build shit for others and stack sats.

if we’re all gonna live ~75 years you can try something for a few weeks. it’s been incredible

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My house's sewer bill can only be paid with physical check. They used to have some clunky online payment option too, but this year they removed it.

Feels like 1950.