oh god

fruit salad is weird

i like my fruit like i like my women, one at a time

oh, i don't

it's just some concoction of things i've liked when put together

isabella, you can be healed

yes

and ketchup is jam

hmm, gotcha

depends on sammy and salad

proper caesar's is nice, but so is some ciabatta, with pesto, olive oil, jamon, mozzarella and salad

ah yes, solid guy

not in public

no comment 👀

wat said

my bren not work

tbh i am anything like a cucumber

bc i forget to stay hydrated

doesn't show username for me

who dat

what are you, a cucumber?

straight to jail

oh fuck

you are gonna make me long

👀👀 haven't heard from you in a while

you still living at your motherland?

yapping on nostr whilst making blue d'hide bodies on osrs

solid day's work

look who's alive 😂

we should have a call for old times sake, the three of us

this post was sponsored by Viagra

did any of us even like it?

fuckin nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 and nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r

this is the australian version of beans on toast

just barf with extra steps

who knows, we (Vege)might see those times return

i hate statistics

fuck hue excel and fuck hue chatgpt

yes, this is my smol tantrum

don't really have a strong routine yet, but it feels like a peak npc activity

might start doing something competitive instead or in addition

lifting weights at the gym is probably some of the most mind numbing things i've ever done

idk why, but i just find it so boring

probably more of a worry for the junior positions

good

yessir

can see them just joining nostr and forking clients, whilst adding their own shitcoins to it as payment options

it's windy up there

gn 💜

nostr:note18xy8kmr4555e4rk58jwr9mz75jtzgzaa0jcvlp5j4jwn3hhwhl5q484sse

it might be, i don't take any vitamins rn tbh

lmao, who calls their cat "Fatty"

lots of peace treaties in the making, patience

so that's why so many of the irish are ginger

i already know that u lil shid

oof

mby just have an option where the user could time themself out?

hmm

noted

should've made it medium rare

or is my sentencing fucked

true if big

the universe is pushing mushroom and onion soups on me

never had either yet

thought the bird was wearing a mcdonalds hat at first 💀

for context: i have not looked up what jimmy said

late-night content has always been friskier

since when is late night demographic the same as disney abc

i will be finally retiring this iphone xs soon, coming week or so

feels emotional man, all of my nostr journey from 0 started here, knowing nobody