Hey Ron!

You're right. Since February has fewer than 30 days, a DCA purchase set for the 1st of each month would exceed the rolling 30-day limit on March. Unfortunately, we don’t have control over this rule, and we’re really sorry for the inconvenience.🙄

As the 30-day period is rolling, transactions from early February will still be counted toward the limit on March 1st. Once those older transactions fall outside the 30-day window, the full 999 CHF limit becomes available again.

We’ve made some regulatory changes to our Bitcoin purchase process!

From now on:

✅ You can buy up to 999 CHF worth of Bitcoin every 30 days via bank transfer - no further verification needed.

🤑 Want to buy more? No problem! Request a Bittr Whales 🐳

invitation (our in-house KYC platform) and you're good to go!

Still the king of reliability. I think I might switch to a LC soon.

Hahaha

Solved until it stalls?

I'll never forget this moment in my life. It stuck to me because I learned something from it.

As I was removing the shitty radio in my 20 year old Defender, one of my mechanics asked, "Alex, what do you listen to when you drive?"

When I told him I don't listen to anything, he was a bit shocked to hear this. "How can you stand listening to your own thoughts?" I shrugged it off and didn't think much about it.

I realised later on that some people who constantly listen to music isn't always only because they love music but it is to drown out their thoughts. I do believe music has healing powers but muffling thoughts isn't healing.

I learned that my thoughts, they work for me and not against me.

So much has changed. Not sure how anymore.

MeTube on Umbrel

YTDLnis app (can find in the nostr:nprofile1qqs83nn04fezvsu89p8xg7axjwye2u67errat3dx2um725fs7qnrqlgzqtdq0)

My favorite thing about most bitcoiners is their girlfriend/wife

Another day, another exchange I am suspended from.

All of my funds are conjoined or swapped between LN/XMR for privacy before sending to exchanges, triggering all sorts of nonsense AML flags.

The exchange I am with now is requesting proof of funds, meaning it wants to see fiat coming into my bank account from an entity I have a business relationship with, asking me to "kindly assist them" in surveilling me.

Except that all of my business relationships are handled in bitcoin – meaning that it is impossible for me to show proof of fiat funds.

Alternatively, the exchange says, I could send them “the address” to which I received payment in the last year, matching the amount of money I have exchanged on their platform.

Obviously no such address exists as I create a new address for each transaction (and so should you). Additionally, much of my money comes in through donations, for which I simply do not have an invoice.

I could now send them every single zap I ever received on nostr in the past year – for context, that would be over 250 zaps in the past week alone, s/o to all the zappers – or I could move my business to Switzerland, where I can exchange up to 1000 CHF per day KYC-free (for now), which is what I’m going to do.

However, since I’ll be more heavily relying on peer-to-peer exchanges from now on, I’ll likely have my bank account flagged for receiving weekly payments from randos on the internet, making it fairly foreseeable that I’ll be losing my bank account in the coming months as well.

Fundamental rights violations aside, the amount of complete nonsense work – and with that costs – this system creates both for the Government and private institutions is absolutely astonishing. If there ever was a true bullshit job, compliance officer would no doubt be it.

It’s time we end the global discrimination complex inherent to the financial system in which we are all guilty until proven innocent, only to upkeep an inefficient system that is useless in preventing crime but formidable for imposing mass surveillance on the people.

So no, I will not "kindly assist you" in surveilling me, and if I die on this hill.

Until then, shill me your favorite tools to pay my bills in bitcoin 👇

GN , to some, GM to others!

Everyday Routines

selfportraits

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Not impressed, should have gone 4km/h faster and waited for 1C warmer weather...

My clients are some of the most fun petrolheads I've ever encountered. They hit automotive milestones with their cars and never forget to send them to me.

Well, in this case "kilometrestones"?

Btc transaction already 14 hrs stuck in the mempool..

Will it likely be in a block before being returned after 48 hrs or more likely not, at this point. Does someone know?

McLaren HQ. Obsessed about that green McLaren F1. She’s quite a beauty.

GM Nostr ☀️

It’s been a while now since I’ve been trying to set up a LN wallet, sadly I’m not able to open an Alby wallet account since it is “invite only”.

Any suggestions or help is highly appreciated.

Just installed nostr:nprofile1qqsyv47lazt9h6ycp2fsw270khje5egjgsrdkrupjg27u796g7f5k0spzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcprdmhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vfwde3x7tnpdenkzmnf9e3k75xqss4 Hub on my node and updated my lightning address... Would any plebs care to zap me to test?

#plebchain

It took a bit longer than anticipated, but npub.cash's frontend just got it first major overhaul.

Things got a lot more minimalistic. Payment pages got removed because no one used them anyways. Lightning withdrawals were amateurish, so they had to go too.

In general everything got a little cleaner. I really like it, wby?