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Alex Beau
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Fix the money to fix the world

My man, he said โ€œdo not shareโ€

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When they donโ€™t have NIP 05 verification on nostr

Anyone catch UFC tonight?

DAMN. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Work hard enough that people think youโ€™re lucky.

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Algorithmic social media apps that prey on and gradually lower their users attention span are in my opinion more addictive and harmful than cannabis. ๐ŸŒฒ

Not to brag, but Iโ€™ve got well over 2.3 million Vietnamese Dong in my bank account. I know, big baller. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Do not give up freedom in exchange for convenience.

Do not give up freedom in exchange for safety.

Do not give up Bitcoin in exchange for fiat currency.

Replying to Avatar HODL

Pretty much ๐Ÿ˜‚

If Elon really wanted to innovate he would go meet with Tim Cook again, but this time lobby for allowing zaps and implement it on twitter.

Working out to the point of sweating at least every other day and getting under the sun for 20 minutes every day is a health hack. That shit works.

Replying to Avatar walker

โ€œHow do I orange pill someone on #Bitcoin when I only have 1-2 minutes?โ€

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The first step is to tell them to clear their entire schedule for the next 72 hours.

Then, start with a 6 hour rant about the Federal Reserve. Donโ€™t let them interrupt or go to the bathroom.

Follow that up with a 4 hour explanation of why they are a statist cuck if they donโ€™t self custody with a 5 of 7 multisig.

Make sure they understand that theyโ€™re not allowed to *buy* Bitcoin. They have to mine it. Otherwise the sats will be KYC and those are for cucks. But they need to build their own miner from only open source parts suppliers otherwise they are a Bitmain cuck.

Then, sit them down and force them to read out loud the Fiat Standard, Bitcoin Standard, and Principles of Economics โ€” no water breaks.

Next, they need to build their own computer using only items that can be found at an abandoned RadioShack. Theyโ€™ll use this computer to set up their #Bitcoinย  and Lightning node.

Then, have them generate their first seed via dice rolls with dice they personally crafted from whale bones.

Make sure they add a pass phrase that is a random string of characters created based on solar flare randomization. They should also write the algorithm to generate this themselves, obviously.

Once all this is done ask them โ€œare you ready to start using Bitcoin?โ€

If they respond โ€œyesโ€ SLAP THEM TWICE and say โ€œNO ONE IS EVER READY.โ€

Now, offer to send them some Bitcoin but DO NOT SEND THEM ANY BECAUSE BITCOIN IS ONLY FOR STACKING NOT SPENDING.

Then hog tie and blindfold them and drive them to the middle of bear-infested Alaskan forest. Leave them with only an OpenDime to defend themselves.

And thatโ€™s it! Now theyโ€™re finally ready to *start* learning about Bitcoin.

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What was the question again?

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