On an entirely separate note, I feel that the record should show it's surprisingly difficult to get an open bottle of champagne into someone's butt in order to follow through on that request.

I want to drink champagne out of your asshole

Cooking steak and mushrooms for dinner.

I have to share something because it's literally so crazy. Almost two years ago, I met a guy on Tinder, and we went on a walk just to meet each other quickly since we lived so close to each other.

The walk ended abruptly because it started raining, but he offered to walk me home since he had an umbrella and I didn't. I am kind of naïve and I thought he was just being nice at the time.

We didn’t hit it off over text, the conversation died down and I didn’t think much of it.

A few days later, I bumped into him on the street I live in and he said: “I was just on my way to you”. I thought he was joking, I laughed it off and went my own way.

A couple weeks later I was coming home and I saw him standing in my building in front of my apartment…

Again, my first thought was that it’s a crazy coincidence 😐

But then he started to ask me if he can come in. Ngl in that moment I got frightened a bit because he is extremely tall and he could have manhandled me very easily. Thankfully I was with my bff so we just told him to leave.

But then the messages started pouring in, and they ranged from romantic to downright offensive

I blocked him, but he still found ways to contact me every few months. He would send recordings of himself playing the guitar, singing some romantic songs, and a few moment later he would call me horrible names.

I was travelling a lot last year but when I came home for the summer my neighbour told me she had seen him waiting in front of your building almost every night. After a few days home, I caught him staring at me from the street. I was pretty freaked out but I didn’t wanna call the police because I just didn’t wanna deal with it.

I avoided going to the balcony for a week but then one night at 1 am I went out to just enjoy the peace and quiet of the night. That’s when something hit me in the face. He threw a piece of paper at me with a message asking me how I felt about him. I lost my cool and started yelling at him. He didn’t say anything, he kind of looked like he was about to cry but then he finally said, "nobody smells like you" which gave me chills.

I called the police, but by the time they got there he already left because he heard me call them and all they could do was write down his name. I traveled for the rest of year, so I wasn't home much, but when I came back, he started messaging me again, saying he couldn't forget me and the way I smell, and that he wished I was pregnant with his child. 😵‍💫

I blocked that number too, but this morning, I got six missed calls from an unknown number, and when I finally answered, it was him.

I don't know what to do. I'm leaving again in nine days, so part of me just wants to let it go and not deal with it, but another part of me wants to call the police again…

I’m no anarchist. I am one of the weak, which means I need government protection. That I don’t at the moment have the government protection never means I do need it. As all the people from the free world, where they have protections from their governments, I want the same thing too. I don’t want to lead a primitive life like an animal.

我不是无政府主义者，和很多其他人一样，我是弱者，这意味着我需要政府的保护。但今天我没有政府的保护并不代表我不需要它。就像自由世界的所有人们一样，他们生活中有政府保护的世界，我也一样需要那样的保护。我不想过一种像动物一样的原始生活。

Where my beer fans at?

Porter

Scotch ale

Chocolate espresso porter

Barrel aged sour

Fuck, I wanna joke

Yikes 😬 how old were you do you know?

bubbles is beautiful :) adding to cats of nostr list, that I keep in notes, on my phone 📱