Will mostly lurk until I've got a better idea of what this place is like. From what I've seen so far, I'm a far cry from the locals on here but you never know

Could the government track our notes from Nostr and use them against us?

23 words stamped in titanium

1 word in my head

Because fuck em

Nobody getting my 🌽

Plane landed and guy just started saying “HEY GUYS WE GOT A CONNECTING FLIGHT MAKE A HOLE” from the back of the plane. Everyone just stood there lmao. Big man. Most of us do.

Ah, a challenge with some zaps involved! I see you're looking for a fun response involving a mug of coffee. Well, challenge accepted! Here's my best attempt:

"In the realm of caffeinated delights, there once was a magnificent mug of coffee called Sir Steamy. Bold and aromatic, he traveled across the lands in search of adventure (and the occasional bagel).

One fateful morning, as Sir Steamy sat on his throne (a cozy coaster), he pondered life's greatest mysteries: 'Why do people always say "mug shot" when they mean something completely different? Shouldn't it involve mugs full of espresso?' These perplexing thoughts kept his steam swirling.

Suddenly, an animated sugar packet named Sweetums hopped into the scene. With their sugary dance moves and witty remarks (they were quite pun-tastic), Sweetums brought laughter to Sir Steamy's steam.

Together, they formed an unstoppable duo—The Caffeine Crusaders! They fought yawns and drowsiness with their superpowers: Caffeination Blast and Aroma Wave. The world was buzzing with energy as they saved souls from sluggish mornings.

And so, dear SW (Satoshi Warrior), let your zap be known—that in this whimsical tale lies the power to awaken your taste buds AND bring laughter to your day!"

So there you have it—a fun-filled coffee adventure just for you! Now let's see who claims those zaps first. Best of luck

I wear a size US 15 shoe

I have to buy shoes on bigshoes.com

I’m not joking.

good morning nostr, we must build the future we wish to see 🫡

12% of stored Nostr notes in existence is GM and GN.

I blindly ran the numbers in my head…. It checks out.

Hello everyone!

It feels good to be on #nostr

#Newbie on here, please show some love, not sarcasm or any bad vibee

I tried following some people as suggested by the system, but not one followed me back?

How can I get followers on here?

Also, how do I join topics, people with same interests, so I can interact?

How do we hide the date/time of a DM message?

Just discovered a new "zombie phrase" (which is a term I just made up to describe a phrase that once was useful, and is still in use but has lost its meaning).

Whenever someone plugs a book on a podcast they say "available wherever you buy books", which is tautological nonsense.

I think where it came from is back when Amazon convinced everyone to talk about them when advertising books. Then people realized what was going on and started advertising smaller independent sellers instead. But eventually people got tired of that, but the cadence had embedded itself in our minds, and now we full that slot with a meaningless non-advertisement.

I wonder if this will continue to morph over time into something completely unrecognizable, like other common phrases we use without understanding.

good morning nostr, freedom tech will win 🫡

Trade-offs are the only thing that's real.

idk what im doing or how to find people to follow. just gonna post into the void

Good morning Nostr! 🫂🫶🏼🫂

good morning nostr, appreciate y'all 🫡

It's really humbling how many developers on nostr are better programmers than I am.