No! I will join you in defeating the objectively chicken lovers!

So, what was it? Xanax or Ecstasy?

You were talking about coffee making you anxious, and then you're like, "get off X". You were taking about Ecstasy, right? Or were you talking about Xanax? I suppose Xanax makes more sense in the context of anxiety? 🤔

Wait... How did you go from coffee to X?

That's an understatement...

Can you smell the freedom?! I didn't know what freedom was until Elon bought Twitter.

Oooooh! I love Grape-Nuts! It's like eating gravel, but if you let them sit and soak up the milk, they're tolerable!

You know, that old chestnut.

You know those games I'm talking about. The ads always show people down on their luck being shown a game that pays them thousands of dollars a week just to play Solitaire, or some other half-ass game. And when actually buy the hype and install the game, it just relentlessly plays ads for other similar games. And it shows you earning all this money, but when you try to cash out to your PayPal (it's always PayPal), you have to jump through one fiery hoop after another, and you never actually get your payout. By the time you realize it's all a scam, you've wasted three days watching non-stop ads that the game developer gets paid for, and you get nothing. Those games.

All these complaints can be addressed by the individual user in security settings. Everyone has the option to tailor their experience to their own preferences. This is a non-issue.

Lol yeah right. 🤣

Only the Android 14 has data. The 12 just has wifi.

I have the same issue on my other device, which is Android 14. Just a spinning wheel.

I'll also add that it doesn't appear that Amethyst is making any attempt to acquire location because I never see the Android notification icon indicating that location is being accessed.

No, I'm on Android 12

I always loved Wonder Woman. I was fascinated by her bracelets as a kid.

Mine also isn't working. If I select "Around Me", I just get neverending spinning wheel and no location data. Same goes for if I try to include location in a note. Just the spinning wheel. I double-checked that I granted Amethyst location permissions.

I never trusted Catwoman. She was always plotting.

It's ketchup. People who say catsup are not invited to my table. Homey don't play that.

Great. Let's get rid of the department that combats consumer fraud, and saved the American people $17 billion last year. That's now $17 billion that can go to offset whatever tax breaks and subsidies Elon will be granting his own companies! Winning!