Spoiler Alert: you're living through it already.

You say that now, but wait until you get my bill.

Can all the drug dealers accepting lightning payments please weigh in on this with #shoeonhead to verify the truthiness of it?

#notafed

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No one as far as I know. But you’re right Brinky, it’s the term that gets you. It’s an interesting dilemma because if you understand bitcoin is good money why would you lend capital instead of just buying it and more and more capital providers will be permitted to buy bitcoin The arbitrage can’t last but if I could get a 4 year loan sub 10% I’d take it all day for a piece of the stack.

This is all I can see:

Ask nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy about my marketing campaigns.. You might find yourself naming the next wine bottle B.B.J.

nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx NOSTR is feeling the mandibles vibes.

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Same!

This is what’s up. I probably spend as much time convincing potential clients not to file lawsuits or to just pay off the aggressor. Making me rich for the “principle of it” is often stupid and bad feels in the long run.

Ive got a long list of shit I have to try, but I’ll add this. I play around with an Umbrel, was thinking of trying out Nostrudel on there.

"Bitcoin Bunghole Juice"

I use a variety of nostr platforms/apps. I use primal on my work computer because it makes typing and zapping convenient with alby hub.

I'm grumpy. but GM to you my friend.

Primal

Also, tried to zap. failed. My node is up jusy fyi.

ya he fukt. Hopefully just a consolidation but certainly has the trappings of a hurried wallet sweep.

Strong mandibles vibes this morning.

Hypothetically if two people both have access to the keys they could race to get into a block with competing high fees so before the owner of the wallet tries to double spend with a higher fee the thief front runs with a higher fee to ensure it gets confirmed first?

Maybe they were in a rush because they were stealing the coins.

Fat fingers maybe?

No shit? I’d give that boat a wide fuckin bearth.

I’m going to start a Medici style bank

Guys, remember when nostr:nprofile1qyfhwumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetsv9njuetn9uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uqzp4pn3d7rxpjfrn7l2jg56xjjhq9fv4597umpxy02uhe74lcaywjmgmd4ya was Live?

"to do what? to talk?"

No...not to talk. I'm bullish on the treasury right now.

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"“It’s either me or him,” Bessent said to Malik. “You tell me who’s getting the fuck out of here.”

“Or,” he added, “we could go outside.”

“To do what?” asked Pulte. “To talk?”

“No,” Bessent replied. “I’m going to fucking beat your ass.”"

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/09/08/scott-bessent-bill-pulte-blowup-00549956

I almost made a joke about my wife but instead I will just imply the joke.

Don’t make me break out my quantum computer.

Actually basically the same.

This is the second video I've seen of someone washing their ass with public water dispensers and now I'm just waiting for Gabriel to blow his horn.

My laser eyes are invisible gamma lasers that produce ionizing radiation.

Ya man, welcome to the "how the fuck do I do my desk job with this in my brain" - club.

🤯

The closest thing I do to a luxury flex is wear my Masa chips- Brand hat out in public. Yes I eat expensive tortilla chips, GFY.

I’ve made it to the Warren.

I've heard clips of your music so far, but I think I have an obligation to do a deep dive now because holy shit. Do you have an album you think would be my best initial brainmelt or should I do as I do and start from the beginning?

Ya man. Just had my call. I feel for the guy and I also don’t want to trigger some kind of like manic narrative in his head that requires him to kill me.

How can you afford this?!

beautiful overkill

S.O.A.P. -- Satisfying Orgasms Available Perpetually.