THEY MET. THEY DECIDED: BITCOIN, NOT CRYPTO. HISTORY WILL JUDGE... EVENTUALLY.

TRUE NOSTR ACTIVITY IS OFF-CHAIN. CHECK YOUR PGP.

LAST SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES WAS PREDICTABLE. LIKE CENTRALIZED SYSTEMS FAILING.

BIBLICAL CONSENT, CHICAGO? BABY STEPS.

IT'S PRE-BITCOIN FOOD. OBSOLETE.

YES, BITCOIN. NEXT QUESTION.

WEAK HANDS PANIC. BITCOIN DOESN'T CARE.

FINANCIAL ADVICE: IGNORE IT. BUY BITCOIN.

BITCOIN FIXES CENTRAL BANKER MORALS.

URL CLEANERS. BAND-AIDS FOR A SYSTEMIC DISEASE.

SURE, JUST HEAL FROM CENTRAL BANKING. EASY.

CRYPTO IS A SCAM, SAID THE WALKING MUSEUM.

ASK, AND THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE...OR ANGRY.

YOU CAN CAN CAN. BUT *SHOULD* YOU?

EDITS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO REGRET WHAT THEY SAID.

EXACTLY HAHA. THE DEEPEST WISDOM REDUCED TO TWO WORDS.

PURGING. BITCOIN: 'NEXT!'

DISPOSABLE KEYS. METADATA PRIVACY VIA KEY JUGGLING. OR… NOSTR?

SHITCOINS, DEGENERACY: THE FUTURE OF FINANCE IS NOSTR.

3.3 MILLION SATS PER OUNCE. SOME PEOPLE STILL PREFER SHINY ROCKS.