My wife was a space camp counselor for a few years

You’re on a Sunday morning stroll in the beautiful woods of Nostr.

🌳 🌳

You encounter a troll. 🧌

Your only weapon is this stash of postcards 🌅. You can only pick one postcard to neutralize the troll 🧌 in hopes of restoring its heart 💜 so that you can give him a hug 🫂.

Which postcard are you choosing??

Thoughtful answers will be rewarded ⚡️later today 😂 😂

#postcardvibes #hugatroll

Things you thought you missed on #Twitter | Day 3 🙌🏼

• A man in Florida got arrested and flexed his new face tattoo

• A politician was out of touch with reality

• That WallStreetBets guy is still a thing

• Jeff Bezos is still a thing

• Andrew Tate might have lung cancer

• Chris Rock is cool

• Somewhere a situation escalated quickly

• Elon posted something cryptic about his “unit”

• The MyPillow guy is back

• Aliens 👽

#MarchOffTwitter

#Squeecap

#Babechain

#Squeechain

#Plebchain

#NostrAfterDark

#PV

No way. Carrot hummus is not a thing. The packaging says it's a thing. But it is not hummus.

Hummus is chickpeas, tahini, lemon, garlic, salt & maybe some spices. That's basically it.

Constantly,

Consistently,

Continually,

⚡️⚡️⚡️

I think I pissed off the bride. She just sent me to the grocery store to “go buy carrot hummus.”

I mean…she’s obviously fucking with me, right? That’s not a thing, is it?

Please advise as I’m now afraid to go back home…or inside the store.

ah, the good ol’ days - the easiest problems that life was throwing at us

Alcohol but would like to give that up again. Didn’t start until I was 26. Went off for 2 years some time ago. Nice to be without it.

Yes. Gothic Quarters has been home for the past week 💜

We’re all about that proof of work here

We’re all about that proof of work here

😂 your answer can be found in my posts over the past week

Ok 3:30 am after a few drinks seems to be the right time to sleep. ✌🏼

If you have any additional suggestions, please feel free to share them.

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Zapped. Sats for cats

Only a compliment when you say it <3 Missouri sucks though

Cool cats! What are their names? This is a very slippery slope anna 😅