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17th Earl of Oxenford. Failed aristocrat. Number go down storytelling. I’m less useful than a prophet. I’m a poet. Bitcoin.

There’s actually a Bigfoot festival near my dad’s hometown and I’ve written a poem for a children’s book that my wife and I are illustrating using Midjourney.

What is #Nostr’s opinion on Bigfoot? #asknostr

Nothing makes everyone more nervous than when someone asks, “May I see an expense report for the last 5 years.”

How does one go about improving his notifications on #Nostr? #AskNostr

It was too clever by half and narrowed everything down to sheer force—a trademark of Marx and pagan systems. I was surprised any Austrians fell for it because it adds to their basic assumptions when studying praxeology.

His level of cringe is typical of the millennials and Gen Z’s the military has recruited.

Colonialism wasn’t all bad. In fact, the majority of it was not bad.

I never know when new plebs follow me on here.

IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation

To call upon a neighbour and to say: –

"We invaded you last night – we are quite prepared to fight,

Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for Dane-geld,

And the people who ask it explain

That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld

And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,

To puff and look important and to say: –

"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.

We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;

But we've proved it again and again,

That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld

You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,

For fear they should succumb and go astray;

So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,

You will find it better policy to say: --

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,

No matter how trifling the cost;

For the end of that game is oppression and shame,

And the nation that plays it is lost!"

Dane-geld - Rudyard Kipling

No, it won’t, but it helps the story he’s going to build coming out of it.

When you’re looking at close to 700 years in prison.

Happy Thanksgiving. Eat and drink well.

Push to start vehicles feel like an attack vector.

“Take up the dollar’s burden,

By sitting on the shame,

If you have empty pockets,

It’s better than the fame,

Of having deep, worn leather,

Tucked in a denim slot,

You put it on the table,

They take all that you’ve got,”

A stanza from something I’ve been working on.

AI generated image for engagement.

GM. Welcome to the signal we all need.

Saw this the other day. I was hoping he would respond. Saif doesn’t ignore the plebs. I deeply respect his willingness to engage with Bitcoiners and their products.