You shut your beautiful cat mouth! I spent 96 hours trying to learn that song! I’m a peeonist now.

Ummm can someone please explain this 😂

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Moose

Or müs or whatever

I'd argue though that tapioca boba is worse than tapioca pudding or even cottage cheese though.

Because if you're eating tapioca pudding you know what you're getting yourself into.

But with boba you're sitting there drinking like ooh this is a tasty fucking peach tea raspberry motherfucker. I made a good fucking combination wtfffffff they should pay me for my ideas. Then all of the sudden what hits the back of your throat? A little ball of gummi? Are you sick? Did you snort too hard? Is this that giant booger you thought you blew out this morning but it did take a few tries it was a sticky motherfucker... OMG IS THIS FOOD OR IS THIS MY BODY I'M DRINK AND EATING TECHNICALLY BUT LET'S HEY INTO THAT PART LATER.

Snot balls ok? Tapioca boba is the worst idea ever. Asia I'm looking at you. Those little juice balls? Perfect. Love you mwah. Don't change a thing you beautiful minded fools. Tapioca? Are you trying to kill me? Because I think I can report you for war crimes.

We rented a tiny little tin shack, on a squalid little side street, on one of the nicest stretches of beaches I’ve been to and it was framed above the shitter…..

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

- Hunter S Thompson

if you read the directions left for you on the box it'll go way better.

Nah psychedelic mushrooms are fibery which is also kind of gross but mostly it's the earthiness that's the puke inducer.

Dinner mushrooms on the other hand have the texture of soggy foam🤷🏽

But I'm for the most part lol with all textures. I just hate coconut and tapioca boba🤷🏽 the little juice fruit bobas are great though.

I thought the chocolates were a metaphor

Did I spell it wrong? It's there another way to spell chocolate fluffy shit?

Then you get arrested.

😆 Chocolate covered moose meat. Weird. I get what you're saying, but it's what I thought at first.

… all of the above? Disliking coconut is perfectly acceptable. Not the taste, the consistency.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You look at it and go ooh my sweet tooth is calling!

Then you bite into straight coconut and spit it back into the paper. Another one, a chocolate prune? The fuck? Who is this chocolate box for? It's the box edible? That sounds be cool. Anyway. Another one. Meh. It's like moose in the inside. It's ok. But it's two rich.

Suddenly there's like 3 left you are 4 none of em you really thought were any good but you feel too bad to take the rest because they weren't yours and you don't want to finish them and have to buy the next box. 🤷🏽

…If you pick the one with coconut and spit it back out into the box, everyone is gonna hate you.