When you #homestead you get to a point where you no longer need to buy shit like soap, because your wife makes it out of bits of cow.
Then you can spend the money you saved on bitcoin.
A protocol used in social interaction.
According to governments, it's overrated.
If you stare at it long enough you see a purple ostrich.
That IS the old way of doing fries.
Not many young people would know this, but this device was actually used for people to communicate with each other before nostr.
Apparently Nighttime nostr:nprofile1qqs8v3q3nvvwc444kfmeurgrtem392wkd8dlhedjch693j6kftake9gagfek2 had access to my zaps wallet last night.
Sign #33 you might be a bitcoiner:
You call an AI tech to your house.
By the time he leaves, you have a pregnant cow.
"Your outie posts GM to nostr everyday"
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GN, if you know what these are
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Here at the gobberment we support all colours of the rainbow.
Bitcoin isn't down
USD is up.
Done.
That'll be $500M thankyou, Prime Minister. 
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