First person to make me laugh out loud gets 100k sats.
Entirely subjective.
Just gonna read through the comments and the first irl lol gets the sats.
Discussion
Bitcoin isn't down
USD is up.
Eth is better than btc
Fuck off bitch!
that time when people were posting dick pics all over nostr and nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m posted a picture of Craig Wright 😉
Craig Wright can fork off.
a horse walks into a bar
the bartender says: "why the long face?"
Fresh meme just for you, Hodl. 
nostr:nprofile1qqstm84k2lp9knmvmf5gw88zvfvar7duvfpqfplryfystdn55ug2gksprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdaksz9thwden5te0wahhgtnwdaehgu3wwpshyareqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2j8uly5 will be the next president of the USA
Fuck no
Now nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvq9n8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzx9e8gmr3vdsnsu3kv96hjcthx4hr26pnds6ngv3jv3kngumj0y6kg7nxv4jngd3exen8zefcwvm8zem4v34hxdmydf6xvuelvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82egpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejs5mzk3a will zap you 100k
Fuck, no. You take it
Bottom has to be in 😜
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry
Don’t stack Sats. Stack Eth.
My dick is bigger than yours. 🤷
nostr:nprofile1qqs2mzupakgufpev67cafskpfaqftz8l4kgk3gqg96tqcgwa8yyufqqsyfp4e gets half I guess
Trace walks into a bar
Mimblewimble
What’s a sat🤷♂️😂
have you heard the latest Plebs on Parade segment from the Bugle Podcast ??
If terrorists use BTC to fund an attack on the US, that will be the end of BTC, dead, kaboom 💥
This is ofcos what a director told me today at the office.
Satoshi was Jewish
When did you discover you was in love with Marty🤷♂️
My troll game being on point today 😆 
Or Matt🤷♂️
* asks ai to analyze every time HODL has laughed in a video
Fuck that deserved the W. Well played ser
Well played sir
LOL Chef!
Wow
Congrats man
🤣🤣🤣
Fact. 
🤷♂️
@note1xkqv0ql5895xth7axc2lmwgpnkmz9pal93suw2h6cytdnmzv0masu6n8et
Actually, I’ll go one better. Send me 100k sats and I’ll send you 110k sats back so that you can give out 110k sats when you laugh.
My soap will make your balls tingle.
send me the 100k sats
I'll send you 200k back
Muh liquidity
not convinced on step 4.
IS THAT 6.15 OR ARE HUE JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
Men that arnt into bitcoin wipe their ass going forward.
GM
SO WHO IS BITCOIN'S RAINMAN? THINK I GOTTA GO WITH JEFF BOOTH, MAYBE YOU COULD BE HIS TC-LIKE SIDEKICK HODL #ASKNOSTR
I get excited over naked cows.
Stop! You're making me blush...
I like Tallow. ,🤷
Looking forward to trying your soaps...just need to make my way through the fiat soap I have first (we tend to buy bulk packages).
May I ask what kind of fiat "soap" you're using?
Irish Spring, bars.
Not to dishearten you. But please see following.
I'll certainly be looking to try your products soon. Thank you for the ingredient information. :)
Three nuns were sitting on a bench.
When a stripper walked past.
Two had a stroke…… but the other couldn’t reach
Hodl, do you know the difference between a lagoon and a bakery?
In the lagoon, there are little frogs (sapinhos), and in the bakery, they bake bread (assa pão)! Hahaha
Zapping>Fapping
Hodl, to make you laugh, Bitcoin would have to suddenly hit $500K today. You’d be laughing for no reason—I’m 100% sure of it!
It would be EPIC if HODL is Satoshi 🤣🔥🔥
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
Just laugh ✌️😅 nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgu5gy2r
My daughter stayed home from school today. Turns out she has scarlet fever…once she kicks it I’m teaching her how to ford the river.
Generosity is always noted… I’ll see you reimbursed for half.
Naked young man who tried to escape Buckingham Palace with curtains for rope. The ground killed him, not the satanic ritual abuse. Still we all line up for our peerages and knighthoods…
Eth is sound money
The real 100k sats were the friends we annoyed with bad jokes along the way.
Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "volatile" and was struggling to "mine" its emotions.
Bro, that's my daughter.
judging by these replies u be waiting a while.
😁 
👏😂
A dog and a horse walk into a bar. The dog says "hey, why the long face?" and laughs playfully.
The horse looks at him with wide eyes and says "WTF A TALKING DOG!"
Odell secretly sold his Bitcoin for Eth that’s why he makes fun of Marty’s supercycle theory.
I'm 615 sats Gang 🤘🔥
look at these long monkey nippels hodl
look at them 
Ah, you just want to know my name.
Je m'aple sirup.
And I'll stick to it.
From a quantum mechanics perspective you are both gay and not gay at the same time.
Is it just me or is none of it funny? 🥱
HODL: Bitcoin on sale today but I have no $ to buy.
NOBODY:
Also HODL: WHO WANTS 100K ZAP!?
I'm laughing. That's enough.

GFY
After checking price today my fingers drifted over to Craigslist where I found myself configuring a search for a 15 year old moped
Show off
Am'HODL so wanted to LOL,
and everyone tried to be droll,
but LOL'ing's spontaneous, not so simultaneous,
so sats stayed in HODL's bankroll.
Gay
Just listen to this: https://youtu.be/woN7648K-Hc?si=VHnd-POxtEdNC9AQ
2 of my favorites, I know someone already won but still want to participate lol.
Elon "So I'm balls deep in my lady working on lad #10"
Trump walks in "not so Uuuge Elon"
Elon "I was pissed so I fired off an email making every gov employee tell me 5 things they did last week"
Me after my wife gets home from her trip from a work conference
Best laugh in a week. Thanks brother.
Where is Jim Cramer when you need him?
If a remote piano playing Spider-Man wearing dress shoes playing Finiculi Finicula doesn’t impress you and make you laugh simultaneously, then I doubt your humanity.
Bitcoin tourism:
ETH’s gas fees stink like Vitalik’s fresh hot poop, and that $1.5 billion Bybit scam just ground the shit deeper into his crumbling blockchain!
Bitcoin Skeptics 
Peter McCormack is Satoshi
Can you call me and tell me wat u think is funny
https://m.primal.net/PLpC.mp4 everyone gangsa until snake
This is a good one from fellow #techno head nostr:npub16pcgz3fct9znjcv37sn7zdrtk4xgjsgla7rm6dz82y9syashr7mq7nafu7 nostr:nevent1qqsp827sfv0huyrm5kan92cursarqn0fldjyns4qnfq723z7l5rtp9c5a4zjy
If you haven't watched this yet please take half an hour to watch this incredible movie. It's even better if you smoke up before watching
#DeepSeek 2025....
threesome!
Cinderella was speaking with her fairy godmother who was telling her that if she doesn't get home before midnight her vjj will turn into a pumpkin. Cinderella replied saying, "That's OK. I'm going to see Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater."
Why did the crypto trader bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to take his investments to a "higher" level, but ended up just "HODLing" on for dear life.
Kamala would have been a fantastic President
This made me laugh much harder than I should have.
Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?❔🤨
He wanted to get a long little doggy 😂
Anybody ever got this? I couldn't find it.
You might like this gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MruyxDvK_YA&list=FLUJYZ0vZDbMAEufdc_YhUeQ