Pura feeta

Vet asked me to collect some of my dog's pee today.

If a girl walks by as I do this I'm gonna die of embarrassment

Shout out to my grandma

since that’s the only way she can hear you

i had nightmares of massive green dick feet thanks to fishcake and #[4]

anything is better than dick feet

The first rule of gun safety is to always self custody your guns. If the government offers to take custody, politely decline.

I got struck by lightning once. While at Burning Man in the middle of the desert, no avoiding it other then sitting in my car for hours. Don't worry, I didn't do that.

It snapped with the sound of one giant popcorn popping. Or kind of like the sound barrier crack of a long whip. It stung through my neck and felt like someone sank a long dagger straight down through me. The electricity could be felt it in the air, hard to forget the feeling. Though I was the only one in a small group that had felt it strike.

I think about it sometimes when I get zapped here.

For me, I know nothing about the energy and mining business, and no idea how taproot works!

Cheers friends 🍻 #beerchain

Ok signing off. Time to watch ‘children of the corn’ 😱

I like the new timeline but find myself tapping on the memes for the full meaning 😁

Helloooo! I finally got around to trying this out 🥹 Sharing my latest comic to start 🧡