Shss iykyk

We never did

Would coretards have a problem with knotzis if core never fucked with the op return?

#Bitcoin

A nodes a node

Actually I left the bread outside the toilets as I had to pee before going home, I got to the car park, my tires were flat and the bread was gone and I couldn't find the guy anywhere

I'm standing by a lake when all of a sudden a breeze takes my hat off, the hat lands in the lake directly on a ducks head, as the duck swims away in the distance I walk over to a guy throwing bread into the lake for the ducks, I take the bread out of his hands and proceeded to walk away, he said what are you doing, I said if the duck gets my hat then I'm getting the bread

It's hot but windy enough to lose a hat

My favorite part in Shrek is when he says you and what army and the guy turns around and he has no army

What a bad crack I say to myself as I smack an egg on the rim of a bowl 3 times to damage it enough to send shell everywhere but fail to brake it open enough to split it in half, 4th times the charm I say as I take a swig of something swigworthy, what a miracle it worked on the 4th time and the eggs in the pan, hold on to your braces we're off to the races

I'm going to get a sticker for my car that says frequently moving vehicle

I'll take karate lessons from him, he's got passion 😂

The only way we can restore order is to Rick roll as many people as possible, We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I

My main objective in life is to avoid any situation where someone is telling me not to look down

Nobody knows your nose

Good to see, what clowns thinking they can ban the Internet

The thing I love about nostr is we don't have fruit cakes bragging about their IQ, Bitcoin is the IQ test and if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

If tuna is such a big fish then how does it fit in such small cans?

Calling a friend isn't free, it's cheap

That does look impressive

I will also walk out of the store with like 3 items after getting anxious because I took a gummie a few hours prior and go home with nothing on my list

I haven't had a holiday in 5 years

Open source > open sauce

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I have heard you talk about the theory of eventually there will only be one Satoshi left but I haven't heard you talk about the divisibility of that Satoshi which is more mind blowing, we can already divide one Satoshi by a thousand on lightning and I expect that to go even further by this point in time

They took our jobs

Good to know

What about phone battery on mobile?

So I shouldn't sell Bitcoin for zcash?

#Bitcoin

I'm not going to lie, I witnessed a negative trend line in the market today

Isn't it funny that people will say not to mention right before they proceed to mention the thing they weren't supposed to mention

You should do California Über Alles by dead Kennedys, I think your voice would suit it

Because it is a train 🚂 at least that's what I thought, I'm referring to the movie that may or may not be a sequel to Willy Wonka

People talk about retiring their entire bloodline and I'm just hoping I can one day retire myself

I was just thinking about those shower prank videos where someone puts more shampoo in peoples hair so they can't wash it out, what I want to know is who the hell uses shampoo at public beach showers, you are supposed to use those showers to wash sand off your body and then go home to have a better shower with shampoo

No, I think you missed the boat, the trend is running out of steam

You can't self host an air borne virus

I will admit I am no expert but trying to fight spam is better then letting it be a free for all to me, I was talking about onchain, I never considered lightning for this

Jpegs are not possible in Bitcoin, only the data is in the time chain, not jpegs, you need 3rd party sites to show jpegs, im on the side of limiting data size and also using a hash instead of the full data is the efficient way for the spammers and node runners

Also does having no hair also boost testosterone?

I once put an axe through my shin chopping wood and almost hit the bone, still have the scar, haven't picked up an axe since

Is it possible that nobody has found #bigfoot because he actually has little feet which makes him harder to track because people are looking for big foot prints?

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#Bitcoin chart I made a few years ago, still holds up today

#Bitcoinchart

Say your from nowhere in particular

Two words: digital scarcity can't be fucked with

Blue hair should be

Yes it definitely gets more people in the door which can lead to more stuff being made