> be me

> implement blossom protocol to the letter of the specs

> watch the error logs

> see many non-compliant requests

> think “watch doing bro?”

> remember that client devs don’t read the specs

> silently correct some errors on their behalf

> get beer and cry inside about wasting your time reading and trying to understand the specs

> move on with life

📢 Adoption Update:

Semler Scientific files to raise U.S. $500 million to buy more BTC, Metaplanet issues U.S. $10 million in 0% bonds for the same, and Japanese retailer ANAP adds U.S. $70 million to its treasury. BlackRock expands its ETF with $43 million in fresh buys, while VanEck proposes “BitBonds” to help the U.S. refinance $14 trillion in debt. Intuit shareholders push for BTC adoption, and El Salvador continues building its Strategic #Bitcoin Reserve like a boss!

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Just your average high-signal day on NOSTR.

#SignalCleanse #NOSTRHygiene #ReclaimYourFeed #NostrMemes

I'm broke! 💯⛓️‍💥

Survival is very demanding. ⚠︎︎

Today I need to sell #BTC & I'm depressed.⇩😔

#Asknostr

When I go, I want NOSTR to miss me like they missed the guy who:

– Threw a soy tantrum and blamed sourdough

– Blogged about giving women orgasm fatigue

– Posted coomer cope under #wisdom and #value4value