Just watched Crash (1996) directed by David Cronenberg. The third movie in his psychological/existential phase. It’s about people who are sexually aroused by car crashes. Another weird one but rooted in reality, compared to the other movies of this phase. The story was okay but disintegrates in the last 20 minutes. Ending makes no sense. Some very questionable erotic scenes. 4.5/10 #nodereviews

Journos are so vile they can write a smear piece on somebody I don't even really like and make me sympathetic to their target. It's almost impressive.

For Coach, the chances of him making it through the Ukrainian side of the border pass was already pretty dicey. It's quite possible he would've got flagged in the system and been stopped either way, but giving the government prior notice certainly dropped his chances of success to 0%. Even if it was "only 5 minutes" before he crossed, Ukraine most certainly had glowies watching all his social feeds. They knew about his escape the second he posted about it.

It's kinda how borders work.

Oh good. They've made a memecoin called AISlop.

Remember he was always saying NOKYC is useless. Just like they instructed him to say at Langley

Probably not. Back at Langley maybe 😂

We need to look into the timing of his first disappearance, to see if it connects more dots. If it doesn't, we'll find a way to make them connect.

No but I still wanted to contribute to the conversation 🤣. I guess what I’m saying is I will drink cheap beer but I won’t drink cheap wine

Very telling that this is an appeal to slopulism. Also very telling that no one thinks this is enforceable. And much worse, this isn't even imaginable lolol

Sorry, this is polticslop but it amused me. For shame.

Peak #yookay (this is a huge reason why incyxle everywhere lol)

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He also couldn't stay off Twitter for a single fucking day while he was trying to escape the country after he was let out on bail. The only reason he's not still alive and grifting right now is because he couldn't briefly put down the fucking phone for the sake of his safety and freedom.

I think he might've just been a bit dim.

Taking a pro-Russian position as a semi-notable Internet personality while living in Ukraine as it's at war with Russia is like going to the hood and screaming nigger until somebody shoots you.

Goldbros and silver bears be like "That thing that has happened every single time for thousands of years? Nah, this time it's different."

Guy didn't deserve what happened to him, but oh man do you have to be legendarily retarded to succumb to such an easily avoidable fate.