Normally when I get into the #gym like this, I get sick at some point and get knocked off track. So far, I’m 128 days in, only missed 9 workouts and still haven’t gotten sick. That’s definitely a new record.

Awww nice! We gotta smoke a bowl sometime!

https://twitter.com/tuttletwinstv/status/1654562183039303680?s=61&t=ozh5l6v9007w2w7ybhy6Cg

Is there another GD #zapathon happening right now??

Imagine there was only 21 million dollars and we ran our current #economy with only those 21 million dollars. How much would a single penny be worth? What could that penny buy? How many parts would that penny need to be divisible by in order to allow enough transaction volume so that this economy can function?

With only 21 million #bitcoin, 1 “penny” is 1 million #satoshis. It’s going to be a huge deal just for people to reach 1 million satoshis and become #Satoshimillionaires. Some people will buy 1 bitcoin to become a #wholecoiner, some will even aspire to acquire 10 bitcoins to become a #satoshibillionaire or even 10,000 bitcoins to become a #satoshitrillionaire.

This kind of status chasing, goal setting and paradigm shifting activity will only add fuel to the next #bullrun. Be excited about that 1 million sats going into cold storage while it’s still under $300. It’s going to be a lot more expensive when more people start chasing it.

This was me 120 days ago after slipping up for the holidays and eating a fuckton of sugar. I was 225 lbs which still wasn’t bad considering my top weight was 265 back in 2013. I got down to 189 in 2015 being super strict on #keto for over a year and then spent 2016-2022 doing dirty keto hovering between 200-220, and developing my dad bod after my son was born. In these last 120 days, I’ve only missed 9 workouts. I’ve been much more strict with keto, even going #carnivore for 3-8 days at a time. The only sugar I’ve had is the honey in my creatine shit cookie that I force myself to choke down every day. I’m still at 225 lbs. But I’m completely unrecognizable. It’s going to be a fun summer. 😆 #health is the ultimate #wealth. #bitcoin #nostr

I haven’t taken a day off from the gym since February 11th and 13th.

We spend 40-60 hours a week working for fake money to pay off fake debts created by our fake governments and then we spend a huge amount on fake food that we consume while we watch fake tv shows. Then on Sunday we go worship fake gods and learn 2,000 year old fake information which we take as truth. Then we wonder why we’re so depressed and why we get stuck on these treadmills seemingly unable to move. If you are operating your life within the matrix of their false reality, you will get trapped. Quit using fake money. Quit eating fake foods. Quit worshipping false gods. Jesus has been saying he’s coming back for over 2,000 years now. If he was real, do you really think he’d be happy with you being a coward and giving your money to pedophiles?

If #Jesus was real and living amongst us, do you think he’d rather

A. Pay #taxes to the pedophiles and let them continue to run their #scam on the world

B. Get nailed to a fucking cross again

Do what Jesus would do. Quit giving money to pedophiles.

Zapem!

I actually love my new #gym shirts a lot. I’m probably biased since I made it but it’s certainly fun when someone asks anything about it. #bitcoin #nostr

A #zap will bring me back to the app. Every single time. Genius.

New gym shirt! Gonna go kill my arms today!

#storytime

I remember when I was about 13-14 years old, I got into a fight with some douche named Jeff after school. I didn’t expect to win, but somehow I managed to pin him and sat on his chest once I had the higher ground. I asked if he gives up and he screamed that he was going to kill me as soon as he got up so I pinched his nose in between my index finger and thumb as hard as I could and twisted while he squealed like a girl. The audience of 4 other kids lost their shit laughing and it was the funniest thing to talk about at school for the rest of the year. Brought a tear to everyone’s eyes, especially Jeff.

Heads

Can’t wait to hear it on Fountain in a few hours!

#storytime

I drive for Uber and Lyft. Sometimes, I need to squeak out a fart and I’m less than 2 minutes away from picking up my next passenger. Usually they aren’t wearing a mask and I have to clench and hold it until I drop them off. If I’m lucky and they are wearing a mask, I confidently let it rip.

Yesterday this happened and I kept eye contact with the person peering at me from behind her mask as I noisily launched my air biscuit. She looked at me with disgust and I smiled at her and said “what’s wrong?? I’m sure your mask will protect you”

#[0]​ holy shit you post so much more than me! It looks like you’re having fun! Haha I’m so glad you’re enjoying Nostr I’m going to try and spend more time here. I keep finding myself on Reddit for some reason

I’m still trying to form the new #habit of coming to #nostr as much as possible and post as much as possible. The amount of potential in this project is astonishing and I’m astounded that I keep pissing it away by forgetting to even post at least a few times a day.