How many sats would you pay for this?

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A tiger, a monkey and a banana must be ferried to the other side of a river.

You have a small boat, which is not large enough to take more than one of them.

If you leave the tiger with the monkey, the tiger will eat the monkey.

If you leave the monkey with the banana, the monkey will eat the banana.

How do you get all 3 across the river?

What sound should a wallet / nostr client make when it receives sats?

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What is the best Argentinian dish?

Pick a number between 1-875. Don’t repeat anyone else’s number in the replies.

I see it on mine

Zaps work, content must suck 😅

“Zaps broken? Or is my content bad?”

✈️ the trip to nostrica begins 🦄

Anyone else periodically have to refollow people you didn’t unfollow? I have blocked accounts, but never unfollowed.

These #Nostrica shirts are of the utmost quality. 🤌

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Tell me why I shouldn't zap you in the wallet right now.