Tell me why I shouldn't zap you in the wallet right now.
Discussion
go ahead 👀😁
Because you really don’t have to
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice
Zap away!
not me britches !
I can’t come up with a good reason.
thank you so much
Def should ⚡💤🧡
Why you shouldn't?
Because those sats could be valuable ordinals and you don't want to waste them.
🤣
I don’t deserve more zaps
Hahahahaha
Because I would just use it to zap other plebs!
Because I took the time and still taking the time to figure out #Nostr so I can teach others how to use it.
I’ll get too excited. No ok do it.
Zap me if you dare
Because my comment has not enough value to be zapped
Please I have a family!
Cause i'd just send it back; I haven't sent or recieved on nostr yet...
Well that's just too easy...
thanks a bunch for the test!
Because I’ll ⚡️ you first
Because you can without KYZaper! 😂
The sun could burst Gigi, we might find out if Bitcoin will surviveeee.
Because I’m scared
Maybe you fear developing carpal tunnel from the repeated tapping movement?
My nips aren’t ready.
Not now I’m driving.
Well, zapping me in the wallet might feel momentarily satisfying, but think of all the good karma you'll miss out on by not being kind and compassionate instead! 😉
Should stacking sats not zaping sats
Bacauce I'm dyslectic but can spell simple words like pew pew
Cause I just spent all my sats in nostrland!
🤣👏
cause im a shitcoiner
It would be too shocking
The IMF wouldn’t like it
i was never zapped by a legend yet. Would definitely screenshot it!
Will spend for Orgies after Hyperbitcoinization.
Don't dare you think you know what you will be doing after hyperbitcoinization. You might find out on your journey that you don't enjoy this kind of stuff anymore, maybe.
I'm more thinking of "lie to table" eating and having party like in Rome Empire (if history tells us right). Money is BTC, deflation, you can save and buy goods and services.
Sounds socialist.
Don’t use your zaps before the storm!
Because Lightning is complicated, nobody uses it and it doenst scale 🤙😂
I'm a supporter of your work. You'd only be sending my own money back to me.
Because I need the weekend to finish up my implementation on asats.io I have all the pieces working, just putting finishing touches on the zap notes. Follow #[2]
Because you will regret it in 10 years! 🚀
Because Solana is faster and moar decentralized than bitcorns and we need solana zaps
(this is a joke of course!)
Because you can't.
Cause I am not a zap-whore. :)
Let me move the wallet to my back pocket first... now... go!
do it
I like bitcorn 🌽
because I already zapped you
Because it’s filled with fiat and it might catch fire 🔥
Heeee...
I’m saving funds to get my self custody setup - full node, ln node and some channels 🤗
Because i’m a greedy bastard crying for likes and attention. I only zap 1sats people.
PS : I’m eating only red meat.
Cuz to ‘zap’ someone in Polish (especially in the wallet) sounds pretty nasty 🤪
Because circle jerk zapping between bitcoiners isn't going to help global adoption.
I cannot think of a valid reason not to.
Cuz my milkshake brings all the boys in the yard and they usually pay with lightning
((And they pay from non custodial open source wallets and they all run their own nodes, so they have plenty of sats)))
Love your work. Thanks for making this pleb feel special on a Friday #[1]
Haven't sold my cloths yet
Because you love your sats!!! 😍
coz you can’t
I got nothin
Don't you dare to zap me! 😂
Because I can’t figure out how to set up an invoice w/o an expiration?
Because.
I only claim to be a bitcoiner to stack more free Sats!
I won’t be able to see it in my damus app (not beta)
Thanks for the zap #[2]
And the new book, 21 Ways, is so powerful 🤯
Chapter 0 and 0.1 were very helpful for non CS people like me.
Value-for-value 🧡
Not sure if the "current" app can handle it
Haven’t been zapped in days 😞
Thx - had the wrong address saved
I haven't showered yet
because my bank might ask me to explain where is this money is coming from, and then I will be forced to do explaining
don't threaten me with a good time.
Cause I'll zap it right back ⚡️
Cause I use a custodial wallet for zaps, and I do not want to have sats on a custodial wallet...
Solid reason.
I'm a zap virgin
Because you never have before 😔
Uhm 🤔
Because your sats will become custodized.
At least take me to dinner first…
I can’t find any good reason 😅🤷🏻♂️
Zapping is soooo 1980's.😅
Because I have a custodial wallet
Because we haven’t finished buidling on nostr
Just to increase your ⚡️ zap ⚡️ counter.
I'm going boating tomorrow
Because I may faint.
I'll let you zap me right in the wallet.
Because I have a headache.
Cause your zap will bounce right back at you.
do it
Don’t let me stop you!
No room, it’s full!
Hit me!
Zap your mother if you want zap!
Because only cash matters. Btc is thin air 🤡
What is zap?
Because you’re a dark tetrad
Because I will buy BSV with it
Because you are the one and only #[1] !
Because I'm not your biggest fan. Only your second biggest.
Luke everyone else, I have too much bitcoin ser.
Zap me all night long
Why you shouldn't? No reason 😊⚡🔶
Because i still can't get it to work 🤷♀️🤦♀️
Just remember to report the transactions to the taxman 😂