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Elder Statesman for BTC-Only Inb4NgU not OG Node Runner

Look on the bright side Doc... At least you didn't get any $5 wrench attacks either. So maybe your opsec is still intact. πŸ˜‰

I'm surprised nobody recognized you with or w/o a Bitcoin shirt.

yeah... sorry. I'm using getAlby to send zaps to others and that works fine I think. But my LNurl is from Strike.army and it has apparently stopped working with Nostr for some reason.

If I send directly from my getAlby extension to my Strike.army LNurl it works. But the LUD16 LNurl/Nostr link is broken somehow.

Anybody know why? 🀷 #[2]

GM - Ok... and please stop following me so close I can't see your headlights in my review mirror even when I'm over the speed limit already...

Thanks that'd be great. 😎

Security Issue?

Does anybody know what \PANDASECURITYTB\TOOLBARCLEANER.EXE is and why my Malware App flags it (all of a sudden now) when logging in to Nostrgram and Iris?

Scans of my local system find no malware so I presume this is coming from the Nostr clients??

Educate me please. πŸ™

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHQrvCGVkTw

Cool opsec tech from Sparrow Wallet - nicely explained by Ben (BTC Sessions)

Shitcoiner Tales

I used to know this shitcoiner guy...

He had amazing paper profits in ETH but lost much of it holding out for the flippening and proof of stake. Eventually he just got impatient, sold all his Ethereum and bought Egregium which soon dumped hard. So he sold that junk at a big loss and bought Linoleum.

He ended up a tycoon in the mobile home flooring business.

😎

#Bitcoin is rising ... again. 😎

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfio3hRQ7M0

Please encourage both these ladies to get their nips over here on Nostr asap. πŸ™

True or False?

The United States government owns 205,000 Bitcoin making them the largest Bitcoin holder behind Satoshi Nakamoto

πŸ€”

RE: Coinjoining

Assuming one owns Bitcoin acquired from any KYC source, what value would there be to obfuscating the KYC links? Do you fear a $5 wrench attack from a common thief or hacker trying to steal your coins? My concern is that any government agency (eg: IRS, NSA etc) knowing you've purchased BTC from Coinbase for example, can simply ask if you have used a coinjoining application and why? Will you risk lying to them? If IRS audits you, can they not demand an accounting for the disposition of any coins they KNOW you have purchased via any KYC source? To me, this seems a much bigger risk than falling prey to a non-governmental crook. I really don't see the point of either Samurai or Wasabi.

Change my mind.🀷

Friendly reminder (and note to self):

If you want to experience the fruits of FOMO

You've got to be Inb4NgU

#Bitcoin #BTFD #DCA #HODL

Mempool Mystery:

Why do you suppose someone would spend/send $2.25million from a Segwit (P2SH) address to a native bech32 (P2WPKH) address?

It took 6 minutes to confirm and cost 96 cents... such a waste of time and money, huh?

Transaction: 512c05d926db5716f64378c11880c7d799b53a9e081538f15e5a503539947484

Timestamp β€Ž2023-04-08 22:36 (30 minutes ago)

Confirmed After 6 minutes

Fee 3,445 sat $0.96

Fee rate 26.0 sat/vB Optimal

Input: 3PUynpnTFSGhVgWgLyPKcDa4mRafm8TdQv $2,249,690.30

Output: bc1qy4huvvmep4x9y92xdzqqdsv2837dywkds75ujfywkds75ujf $2,249,689.33

Fascinating. πŸ€”

"Lost coins only make everyone else's coins worth slightly more. Think of it as a donation to everyone."

β€” Satoshi, 2010-06-21

So yeah, that's true, but if you could just be a little careful and NOT lose your coins, that would be great too. πŸ‘

Simply providing a good example, and kindly steering your friends away from shitcoins, may not produce sufficient immune response. #[2]

Yes, it could be. It looks just like the one a friend of mine used to have. See if you can read the pubkey inscribed along the edge... 😊 #[0]

More Mempoolery:

Gotta love using #Bitcoin for everyday shopping...

Just pull out a 2 million dollar bill (utxo), buy a nice car or something for about $57k on a Saturday afternoon, pay a fee of $1.22, and put the change ($1,908,831.86) back in your wallet. Five minutes, done. Drive away. Cool. 😎

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See, it's true... getting hung up on pussy can be a major distraction. Even for Bitcoiners.

😎

Hey baby, is that a hard ware wallet in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me. 😊